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January 29, 2023

Season 4, Ep 60 - Small Elephant

January 29, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 60 - Small Elephant

Stan is a tiny elephant that claims to be Foon's greatest assassin.

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January 29, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Cone, Cone of Shame, Seers, Seers Family Portraits, Fighting Vampires, Vampires, Bit in the Fangs by a Neck, Knife, Use the Force, How Do You Use the Force, Elephant in the Room, Trunk, Tiny Elephant, Greatest Warrior, Seers Sucker Suit, Bathing Suit, Never Been Kissed, League of Extra Short Gentlemen, The League of Extraordinary Short Gentlemen, Droopy Knockers, Elephant Waltz, Doug Theme Song, Blow Nose, Stickler, Buttfuck Your Mom, Herd Mentality, Stan Heard a Who, Musical, Assassination, Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth, Saucy Kyle, Condiment Kyle, Dark Lord Wizard, Peanuts, Arnie Meat and Hair
April 05, 2021

Season 3, Ep 85 - Flower in the City

April 05, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 85 - Flower in the City

A walk through the city of Northeastia leads to a run-in with Flower, who has recently moved there to follow her dreams.

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April 05, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Northeastia, Market, Market Place, Changed the Format, Play Characters, Teenaged Bird, Southern Voice, Teen Elder Bird, Starlings, Format Changes, Goofs and Gags and Bits, Lost, Fish Out of Water, Coins, Salts, Salt Tent, Dirty Road Salt, Open-Air Street Faire, Flower, Chance LeClaire, What if Daddy was Pizza?, Water Bear, Tardigrade, Farts is Smells, Dollahz'$, Broadway, Musicals, Rumpelstiltsnake, Alan Moore's Swamp Thing, Little Shop of Horrors, Knife, Bring Talents to Broadway, Classical and Contemporary Piece, Two Gentlemen of Petunia, Dogs the Play, Jamical Dogs, Airbrushed Buttholes, Dogs Breath Thorough Their Buttholes, Bunker Johnson and Flaunt, Horses, Bath Salts, Tomblain Belaroth, Kidnapped, Hot Goss, Glass of Wine, Most Important Person in Foon, Built to Spill, Lifestyle Blog, Bitch Loves O' Gossip, Big City, Punch a Carriage, Knock Out a Horse, Cash Carriage, Full Seizure, Ear Infucktion, Hoofers, Titters, Hooves are a Horse's Tits, Cheesecake Factory
March 15, 2021

Season 3, Ep 82 - Barbara (w/ Krystina Arielle)

March 15, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 82 - Barbara (w/ Krystina Arielle)

A mysterious stranger takes an interest in Usidore.

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March 15, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Not Defeating the Dark Lord, Most Important Person in Foon, The Half a Grampa, Hard Candy, Séance, Speak with the Deb, Green Chicken, Artifact in Head, Artifact, Tomorrow Salad, Cured Meats, Blow into a Tube, Ale Tathachief, Barbara, Fake Moustache, Arnie Adal, Voluptuous Knife, The Land of Zak, Village of Zak, Sold Squares, Twin, Prrrindle, Knife, Obsessed, Contract, Soul Stealing, Duck's Bill, Scorching Rays, Sugar Ray, Sexy Knife, Usidore's Girlfriends, Fucked a Grandpa
March 18, 2019

Season 2, Ep 99 - The Weapon

March 18, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 99 - The Weapon

What is the weapon? What does it do? Poet Laureate Spurt the Elder shares some ancient poems and literature that might help.

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March 18, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, Hogface, Larry Birdman, Licking, Squibbert, Hank, Orcs, Twosidore, Knife, This Very Table, Barleyfoots, poet laureate, Billy Yum Yum Two by Two, Penelope Penelope, Statue, #PhiltheVoid, Wizard State, Excel Spreadsheet, High Time Queen, Egg, Space Jail, Emperor Football, Four Years and Two Weeks Ago, Spit-Take, Bee Sting, Usidore's Arm, Honey, Egg Baby, Mittens Game, Peed Nuts, Butts For, One Week, DL, Musltle Rlasserts, Born on a Pile of Shit, Tomes, Wizard Arm, Butt Butt, Chopsville, Poems, Barbathia, Blemishes, History, Raps, Wapons, Splinter, Arlinter, Splarnie, Prescription, Corny Ass Weiner, Muscle Mumaxer, Pineapple Frambosa, Weapon, Editing Capabilities
October 23, 2017

Season 2, Ep 32 - Dark Lord's Birthday Party

October 23, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 32 - Dark Lord's Birthday Party

We sneak into the Dark Lord’s party and mingle amongst his evil partygoers all as part of a plan to kill the Dark Lord.

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October 23, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, tannakin, The Void, Witch, Red Potion, Tattoos, Dark Lord, Play it Cool, Twins, Chef Inquisitor, Dripfang, Snakes, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Cockroach Clown, Series of Bats, Aprel Füls, Heaps of Beef, Dark Lord's Birthday, Claudia, Social Media Manager, Tomblain Belaroth, Knife, Party, 2 All Beef Patties, Patricia, Be Cool, Blade, Culs-de-Sac, Pooft, Belinda, Squad Ghouls, 2 Beefy Sluts, Baby Act, Sister Act, Amulet, Sir Mixalot, Sheet Cake, Party Boy Robes, Beef Tits, Vomitorium, Suave Answers, Farnch, USDA, Ghosting, Murder-Orgy, Morgy, Barf Stroganoff, Cum First, Tit Mouth, Flaming Yons, Shit-Hammered, Goo Goo Dolls, Sex Maggots, Inky Bottoms, Scooby Doo, Stab, Jump Out Window, Trucidore, The Blade of Veysgo Hallan
October 09, 2017

Season 2, Ep 30 - Chunt for Red October 3: The Sum of All Rears

October 09, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 30 - Chunt for Red October 3: The Sum of All Rears

Vampires seem to be avoiding Chunt’s annual blood drive, so instead we interview a werewolf.

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October 09, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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blood, Can the Wizard, vampires, Riddle, Series of Bats, Heaps of Beef, Special Night!, Chunt for Red October, Chip and Bippy, Cad, Potato Head, Lycanthrope, Blood from a Stone, Cad the Vampire, Tail, Goodboy, Teen Wolf, Level 25, Nards, Hairy Skin Balls, Dry Cleaning, Pink Polo, Werewolf, Werewolves of London, Purple Pants, Hangry, Bangry, Port Man Too, Nut Butter, Idiot Wizard, Beat Poetry, 69, Rage, Nathan's Famous Hot Dog, Nathan for You, Penis Under Balls, Nathan Lane, Super Hearing, Otok's Father, Darby Barleyfoot, Knife, Blade of Offense, Blades of Glory, Resident Evil
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