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March 23, 2025

Season 5, Ep 49 - Warlock Now (w/ Tyler Davis)

March 23, 2025/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 49 - Warlock Now (w/ Tyler Davis)

Nicholas Fump returns for a second attempt at exacting his revenge on Usidore.

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March 23, 2025/ Garrett Schultz/
Now in Our 10th Year, 10 Years, Jump Out of the Cake, Bikini, Soul Searching, Noises Off, Animal War, Grimhoof, The Mask, Ghost Rider, Slimeball, Nicholas Fump, Warlock, Crossbow, The Strange Familiar, Clean Up Shit, Hit Points, 98 Hit Points, Kill Usidore, Curse, Terrible Wizards, Grabgar the Dumbass, Slimeballs and Crossbows, Healing Bracers, Lily Bellweather, Xavier, Trixie the Lavender of the Mist, Balloons, Slimed to Death, Villains Disappearing, 2 Wizards 1 Day, Refractory Period, Cockroach Clown, Wheel Bear, Accidental Spells, Chocolate, Wetter is Better, Smaller Chunt Tail, Wizard Milk, Bat Beer and Robin Beer, I Fumped It Up
December 25, 2022

Season 4, Ep 57 - Solistice Gift Exchange (Live from Chicago's Thalia Hall w/ Brooke Breit and Beth Melewski)

December 25, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 57 - Solistice Gift Exchange (Live from Chicago's Thalia Hall w/ Brooke Breit and Beth Melewski)

Flower and Claudia the Witch join in on a holiday celebration of throwing a bunch of terrible gifts on a pile.

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December 25, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
LIVE!, Winter Solstice, The Strange Familiar, Nibblebottom, Moonlighting, Flower, Claudia, Claudia the Witch, Bing-BONG, Birds, Hawks, Terrifying Birds, The Butthole Boys, Vamp, Gifts, Gift Exchange, Butthole Brother, Taint Triplet, Butthole Fetus, Dagger, Tapestry of Chunt, Bird, Drone Bird, La Croix, Pamplemousse, Tampons, Pad, Shorties and a Flatty, For the Ladies, High Powered Female Socialite, Diner Cup, Seat Meat, Witch Perm, Fuckin' and Truckin', Lunar Sword, Gwendolyn, Father, Large Please Daddy
October 09, 2022

Season 4, Ep 47 - Princess Ahag

October 09, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 47 - Princess Ahag

Ahag's mysterious tattoos may hold the secret to whether she's secretly lost royalty.

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October 09, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Nibblebottom, The Strange Familiar, Ghusidore, Ghost, Wink, Boosidore, Ghost Horse, Daisy, Ghost Ridden, Papa Chunt, Face Rip, Spectre Alessandro, Shear Amount, Ahag, Arson, Fresh Bread, The Fresh Region, Full Stop, Bens Mutton, Jack Off, Borshkeborr, Black and White Smithery, Leveled Up, Mississippi, Magic Appreciation Month, Tattoo, Doilies, Undertaker, Macho Mantis Randy Mantis, Queen, Birds Make Mirrors, Kingdom of Rothtar, Frosh Kongdom, 30 Mattresses, Nut in Mattresses, Did I Do That?, Smaller, No Takebacks, Pair of Pets, Serfs Up, Army, How About What's the Deal?
October 02, 2022

Season 4, Ep 46 - Crone Visits (w/ Janet Varney)

October 02, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 46 - Crone Visits (w/ Janet Varney)

Crone Bakeress (or is she Braidwynn?) stops in to sell some things.

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October 02, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Power of a Turning, Fucked Up Chunt, Magic Appreciation Month, Weird Week, 500 Earth Dogs, Crone Bakeress, Fedorasaurus, Craptor, The Strange Familiar, Foop, Dookies, Pumpkin Mice, Lazenbee, Croffin, Nibblebottom 4, Hogsface 10, Ovternity Test, Puddle of Muscles, Merry Poppins, Apple Watch, Braidwynn, Hashtags, Spine drift, Eggs & Legs, Out of commission, E Oar, Smash Potion
August 21, 2022

Season 4, Ep 40 - Bounty Hunter

August 21, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 40 - Bounty Hunter

The ominous bounty hunter Bubble Fat comes to collect the random money for Eggy Baby.

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August 21, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
The Strange Familiar, Nibblebottom, Down the Hatch You Old Snatch, Witch Event, Witcher Season, Orangutan, Rip Off Face, Ghost, Sliming, Ghostbusters, Hamdurger, Eat a Hotdog Act Insane, Onion Head, Eggy Baby, Scrooge McDuck, Looking Under Pigs, Farting Peach, Slimed That Peach, 🍑 💦, Scott Bakula, Which Witch, Jewel of Cronthultor, Bubble Fat, Arnie's Emo Song, Pile of Gems Gold and Goblets, This is the Pay, Simon Lemmington Bartholomew III, SIX Years Ago, Vampire Hunter, Stone of Azrael, Patsy, Bounty Hunter, I Can Be Funny, Tar Armor, Natomites, Rats Womp Womp, Mitch the Witch, Bigger Hands, More Faces, Caricature, Hepstibee, Green Hag, Podscasts, Dismember Witches, Beef Prime Rib
August 14, 2022

Season 4, Ep 39 - Together Again

August 14, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 39 - Together Again

Arnie, Usidore and Chunt are finally reunited. It's time for hugs, catching up and answering some listener emails.

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August 14, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Farting Peach, The Strange Familiar, Serious Podcast, Returned!, Sombrero, Chip Hat, Champ the Horse, Small Penis, Dan Monroe, True Crime, Wizard of Oz, I've Got That Bitch's Shoes, Witch Fart, Hello from the Dusty Saloon, Bigger Dicks, Podcast Intros, Episode Done, Validation, Emails, Waiter, Toad Waiter, Mr. Frog's Wild Ride, One Butthole, Rich in Dicks, Professor Scrambles, Ostrich Sized, Ghost, Usidore's Ghost, Fozzie Bear, Sweetish Chef, Honk Honk, Beautiful Arnold, Cum Snail, Doctor, Potions, War Hammer, Cum Rock, Orgasm Rock, Get Well, Mayor Pa-Pa-Pa-Pachinko, Is That Something?, Mystic Rick, Mr. Pinky Dinky, Eye Fucking, Insta Pot, Hamdurgers, Patchouli Grade School, Boo
May 08, 2022

Season 4, Ep 26 - Demigoddess (w/ Danielle Kurtzleben)

May 08, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 26 - Demigoddess (w/ Danielle Kurtzleben)

A demigoddess stops by to recruit followers.

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May 08, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
The Strange Familiar, Strange Familiar, Set-Up, Song in My Heart, Demon, Heart Burn, Witch Doctor, Dorisue the Sorcerer, Vera Wang, Demigod, Arnold, Chuntillius, Demigoddess, Bag of Meat, Tingle in my Dingle, Patron, Good Groveling, Butthole Stuff, Fooninoonians, Bruce the Sky God, Wuzzle, Lunchabelia, Patron Goddess, Warship, Foonian Baptism, Drink Moonlight, Squirrel Pee, Implanted Unicorn Device, IUD, Death Ray, Cum Hair Often?, Pew Pew Pew Power, Brenda, Diorama, Not Ironic, Uhauldore, 3:20 AM Prayer, Pray, Comedy Death Ray, Art Thou Sus?, Charnie
March 20, 2022

Season 4, Ep 21 - Talking Crossbow Visits (w/ Colton Dunn)

March 20, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 21 - Talking Crossbow Visits (w/ Colton Dunn)

DeMonte the Talking Crossbow returns, confused about the fact that the DL is dead but his crossbow curse hasn't been lifted.

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March 20, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
The Strange Familiar, Strange Familiar, Slobodan, Pinky Clinkys, Wild Fire, Pinky Ring, No Pinky, Sincere High-Five, Slope on Down Slobodan, Ski Resort, Pretending to Die, Cake Boss, Velsmeer Army, DeMonte the Talking Crossbow, Crossbow, Just a Dude, Curse, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Screwin' the Animals, Food Truck, Dark Lord, Killed the Dark Lord, Toasts, Toast of the Towne, Loaves of White Bread, Bread, Airheads, Listing Shops, Toast Cough, Turn Back to Human, Cumming, Cum Frog, Statue, Theranos, Conspiracy Theory, Different Types of Stores
March 06, 2022

Season 4, Ep 19 - Seven Years (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Matt Gourley & Mark McConville)

March 06, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 19 - Seven Years (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Matt Gourley & Mark McConville)

It's Villain's Night at the Strange Familiar and...Magic Tavern's 7th Anniversary!

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March 06, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
7 Years, Seven Years, Strange Familiar, The Strange Familiar, Superego, Anniversary, 7 Year Splits, Splits, Drum Roll, Nasty Raviolis, Sexy Dog, Cleft in Twain, Unwed Women, V Words, Villains Night, Villain, Ice of Berg, Black Door, Awkward Silences, Night Medical School, 3 Hands, Take a Whispering Class, Melissa Deatheridge, Melissa Deathridge, The Night Doctor, Straight Up Killing Badgers, Use Your Illusion, Guns N' Roses, Ogre Whats Good At Magic, Sharon Stone, Close Your Legs, Ouroboros, A Snake is One Big Leg, Hiding its Teeth, Guitar, Bad Little Orphan Man, Evil Tricks, ASCAP/BMI, Dark Yord, Rick, Chad, Marty, Dim Lord, Arnie from the Bathroom, Big, Two Thieves and a Pirate, Scorpion's Tea Party, Scorpions, Séance, Props, Rube Goldberg Machine, Press Conference, Shampoo, Broken Legs, On Top of Head, Scorpion Boners, Ybrian, Ybrian's Song, Adulterer's Night, Dry Spell, Category 5 Orgy, Smell Like a Horse's Mouth, Pork Night, Doctor Nightmare, Mac Tonight, Horsey McMurder, Minitaur, Slobodan, Unnameable Mountain, Black Obsidian Door
January 23, 2022

Season 4, Ep 13 - Hairdresser

January 23, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 13 - Hairdresser

A very strange local hairdresser named Ahag stop by the tavern.

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January 23, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Wrestling Match, Usidore Gonna Die, The Strange Familiar, We'll Leave the Mics On, Ice Elves, Chandler Impression, Eat this Dildo, Tall Table, Down the Ladder, Book Guests, Patreon, Hag, A Hag, Hare, Killed a Wabbit, Hair Cut, Harry Styles, River Pills, Frosted Tips, Lance Bass, Lanced Bass, Draw Bridge, Barberarian, Face Swaps, Bohemian Rhapsody in Blue, Richard Jenkins, Dick Jenkins, Wizard in the Front Pony in the Back, Many of Us Are Horses, Notisserie, Doughboy, Hal, Halopecia, Ahag, Narwal, Tattoos, TGIF, Ourson, Ournie, The Splitting Hare, Super Cut, Dot Dot Dot, Dripfang and Baron, I Shit That
January 16, 2022

Season 4, Ep 12 - Treasure Hunters (w/ Nyla Rose & Aubrey Edwards)

January 16, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 12 - Treasure Hunters (w/ Nyla Rose & Aubrey Edwards)

A crypt rummager named Coral Loft and a former Mittens ref stop by the show off some of the fantastical treasures they've found.

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January 16, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Nibblebottom, The Strange Familiar, Lil' Squish, Jacked, Hair Fight, Barberarian, Cooper, Fred Flintstone, Winny the Cooper, Adventure, Adventurers, Trinkets, Mittens, Mittens Referee, Mr. Chunt, Rip out Hair, Black and White Battle Axe, Elephant, Roger the Elephant, War Whistle, Blind in One Eye, Bottle Hat, Such a Dumbass, So Many Rogers, Roger, Analytics, Rune, CD Case, Kali Ma, Gift, Portal, Portals, Creepy Twins, Crypt Brothers, Eyes, Fight, Improvised Cockticklers, Ice Elves, Black and White Smith Shop
December 12, 2021

Season 4, Ep 9 - The List

December 12, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 9 - The List

The dragon in the basement needs a list of who it is and isn't okay to kill.

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December 12, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
No Guest, Nibblebottom, The Strange Familiar, Eyes Bigger, Isos, Kegels for Your Face, Grab Face by Both Sides, Adorable, Deep Voice, Runner, Isolate, Home Alone, Happy Thieve's Maze, Huge Head, Popeye, Allergic Reactions Are Not Muscle, Dark Lord, Not Wanted Posters, Kevrat, Ass Hat, Mirrors, Covered Mirrors, Anime of Green Gables, Ruben, Wait Staff, Cooper, Body Spice, Beautiful Arnold, Vermilion Minotaur, Usidore's, Business Geniuses, Chu Chu's Chow, Drink Floyd, Weird Ales, Strange Joann Fabric, Tormaline, Sweetums, Lists, Ok to Kill-List, Little Bell, Arley, Mimsey, Twosidore, Leftenant Homonym, Night Doctor, Horsey McMurder, Zach Plasma, or...Still Crazy After All These Beers, Offal, Big Baby Offal, Big Baby Awful, Dry Spell, Ogre Whats Good At Magic
November 14, 2021

Season 4, Ep 5 - The Baron Visits

November 14, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 5 - The Baron Visits

Mysterious guest, Wade the Wanderer, just might be an old villain in disguise.

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November 14, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Beautiful Arnie, Beautiful Arnold, The Strange Familiar, Nibblebottom, The Book Club, Chore Chart, The Dark Lord, The DL, Town Daddy, Town Daddy's Brother, Jack Cataliss, Jack Reacher, Cooper, Apprentice, Tall Table, Susan Doku, Fork Hand, Adam Sandler, Wade the Wanderer, The Blade of Veysgo Hallan, Champ, Cry Laugh, Baron Ragoon, Dripfang LeDespare, The Pixies, Sandgria, Divorce Party, EVIL!, Amulet, Witch Horse, Telefis the White, Basement, General, General Katho, General Catho, Leftenant Homonym, 3 Arms, Leftenant Dan, Horsey McMurder, Grisbane, Mage Gunderson, Zorse, Dripfang, Velsmeer, Skeletonize, Calm Down Books, Conrad Von Plotz, Melissa Deatheridge, Pittsburg, Big Baby Awful, Sally Scythes-for-Hands, Shrike, Eggy Baby, Book of Sight, Christmust
October 31, 2021

Season 4, Ep 3 - Pirate (w/ Austin Creed aka Xavier Woods)

October 31, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 3 - Pirate (w/ Austin Creed aka Xavier Woods)

A pirate searching for the water stolen from his land visits the tavern.

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October 31, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Nibblebottom, Tall Table, The Strange Familiar, Unnameable Mountain, Dark Lord, Scritches, Zoomies, Plague of Hawks, Hawk a Million, Million Hawks, Hawks, Pirate, Xavier Woods, Wrestling, WWE, Land Pirate, Batman, Bee Smirched, Thigh Patch, Birds, King's Juice, Burglars, Capslocksia, Dehydration, Bacon, Prince, Leonard Crevice, Dolphin's Galore, 90's Kids, Gak, Salty Gak, Vessel of Everwater, The Lazy Horseshoe, Argyle Sword, Ship, Land Pirate Ship, Chedda, Tanks of Sharks, Young Arnold, Surge, Fruitopia, Snapple, Daniel Swartheimer Pibb, Mr. Pibb, Dr. Mario, Lewd Squeegee, Tony Hawk, Howard the Duck, Beautiful Arnie
October 18, 2021

Season 4, Ep 1 - A New Age (w/ Jessica McKenna)

October 18, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 1 - A New Age (w/ Jessica McKenna)

A new era of peace dawns in Foon, but maybe that’s not entirely true. More importantly we talk to a wind sprite that loves to hear wishes.

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October 18, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Season 4, Victory!, Usidore, Cheering, Screaming, New Tavern, Wizpees, Penile Leakage, New Table, Tall Table, Chair Ladder, Floating, Peeing, Wizard Rootbeer, Killed the Dark Lord, Nibblebottom, The Strange Familiar, Hamlet, Unnameable Mountain, Not in the Basement, Basement, Dark Lord, Black and Whites Smith Shop, Loose Ends, Rapping, Cooper, Rootbeer, Mini Soda, Town Daddy, Town Mommy, Town Daddy's Brother, Don't Just Eat It You Can Be It, Wind Sprite, Wishing Well, Goo That Knows No Names, Town Zaddy, Sports, Long Distance Running, Well Cum, Urcean, 23 and Me, Kodiak Killer, Big Wink, Bright Eyes, Falling, Off Book, Owen the Conductor of the Wagon Wheel, Gust Who, Reminder Binder, Are You Crazy?
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