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December 15, 2024

Season 5, Ep 37 - Bag of Holding (w/ Justin Michael)

December 15, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 37 - Bag of Holding (w/ Justin Michael)

Gobblin' the Swallower is a talking bag of holding that really wants to gobble up our magical loot.

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December 15, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Charting Moods, Cousins, Cuz, Professor Scraps, Professor Scrambles, Chuntmust, Coupon Book, Uncle Usidore, Truck Nuts, Talking Bag, Bidet, Cousin Cousin Uncle, Bag of Holding, Basement, Loot, Turned On, "How Not to be Horny", Gobblin' the Swallower, Big ol Bag, Good 'ol Big Bag Live Inside Now, C.H.U.N.T., Changeling Huh Nice Touch, Secret of AcroNIMH, Telefis the White, What the Wizard, Blaze Ball, Mittens, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Blade 3, Mirrored Shield, High-Note, Old Lady, Raisins, Inside Bag, Kevin Eubanks
October 01, 2023

Season 4, Ep 92 - Tormaline Departs (w/ Zach Reino)

October 01, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 92 - Tormaline Departs (w/ Zach Reino)

Tormaline, Dragon Teen, is having a quarter millennia crisis.

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October 01, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Micro Knight, Fast Talker, Lice, Lance, Knights of the Template, Sex Spell, Algebra, Pretty Tommy Dumpling, Wizards Choice Awards, Flursday the 12th, Tarnie, Tiny Arnie, Deprogramming Memories, Suckers Get Sucked, Tormaline Dragon Teen, Cup Collection, Cups and Plates, Horde, College Entrance Essay, Jizzleknob, Scaleal, Swamp Girl, Get Fucked in the Muck, Blemish, Dark Lord, Mumbly and Gross, Mumbles and Groans, Basement, Horde Law, West Egg, Karendum, Karendum of Swampbucha, Stepped in a Bucket, Chomp Chomp Stomp Stomp, One Minute of Fighting, Slothasaurus, Blood Island
September 03, 2023

Season 4, Ep 88 - Child Warlord (w/ Mark McConville)

September 03, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 88 - Child Warlord (w/ Mark McConville)

Polposh the Wise is an adorable seven year old trying to recruit men to join his army.

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September 03, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Chunts Up With That?, Girthy Wand, Stroke Wand Until All the Magic Comes Out, Wizard's Choice Awards, Therapist, Freud, Too Much Therapy, A Real Shit-Banger, Shit-Banger, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Roving Barbarian Horde, Squirrel, Sun Tzu, Art of War, Scroll, 7 Year Old Boy, BATTLE, Cocks AND Balls, Battlle, Relationships Are War, Ri-DICK-ulous, Sweat Armor, Basement, Cum House, Pacifist Crocodile, QVC, Strategy, Warlord, War Strategist, Zoo Scrolls, Jahzos Chrost
April 30, 2023

Season 4, Ep 72 - Otok and Blemish

April 30, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 72 - Otok and Blemish

Can Otok Barleyfoot help carfoon Blemish suppress the evil trapped inside him?

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April 30, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
8 Years, Kick Rocks, Uncle Died, Weird Pervert, Haunted Horse, 1 Night, Fortune, Innerspace, Shrunkaroos, Harry Heavyheart, Tiny Tits, Otok, Rescue, Trongo, Crag Shells, Crag Tree, Cart Blanch, Gettin' Crag Nuts, Otok Radio, Hard to Get the Nuts Out, Blemish, Basement, Nursing, Do Not Kill List, Tormaline, Tormaline Dragon Teen, Blemish Returns, KILL ME!, Cinnamon Bun Candle, Regarding Heinrich, Hello Assholes!, Rainbow Bowls, Nutchos, Triple Down, It's Not Your Fault, Martin Short, Lady Fluffbottom, Kittle, Heineken Maneuver, Babu Frik
February 06, 2022

Season 4, Ep 15 - Aprel Füls Visits (w/ Asher Perlman)

February 06, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 15 - Aprel Füls Visits (w/ Asher Perlman)

Usidore's "best friend" Aprel Füls, the gnome prankster, comes to Nibblebottom to say goodbye.

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February 06, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Nibblebottom, Black and White Smithery, Father of Pearl, Pinky Clinkys, Joe Pesci, Was Usidore, Bed Head, Death Bed, Death Bed on My Head, Basement, Tormaline, Dark Lord, Burn Book, Entrapment, Al Pacino, REM, Losing My Religion, Fake Cigars, Pranks, Aprel Füls, Gnome, Trio of Pranksters, May and August Füls, Impractical Jokers, In the Bush, In the Bushes, Footlong Tack, Shit Lungs, Loan Porpoise, Man of Spiders, Ben Uncle, And Now I'm Dying, Aunt May
December 05, 2021

Season 4, Ep 8 - Beer Window

December 05, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 8 - Beer Window

A night of drinking magical mental martinis leads to the discovery of a murder!

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December 05, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Bonksgiving, Winter Solstice Season, Gunderstein, Zach Plasma, Plack Zazma, Season 3, Clip Show, Unlistenable, DL, Dark Lord, Nibblebottom, Holiday Songs, Nasty Raviolis, Clipped Show, Thieves, Pirate, Nude Listeners, Chris, Christmust, Tormaline, Blemish, Basement, Shitty Shoes, Fake Ad, Recalypso, Thomas Hanks, Fluid Sucked Out of People, Extinguish Candle, MURDER!, Serialized Killer, Red Rums, Hatchet, Corporeal Punishment, Animated Hatchet, Inocchipin, Paggetto, Crickety Jimnet, Shots, Jägermurder, Darrilian, Ian, Orgasm, Rear Window, Mice, Two Kind Mice, Suicide Pact, Suicide Ontario, Poster, Bob Hatchet, Pedialyte, Allison Bi, Scared of Hatchet, Ebenezer, Time Travel, Back to the Future
November 28, 2021

Season 4, Ep 7 - Tormaline Dragon Teen (w/ Zach Reino)

November 28, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 7 - Tormaline Dragon Teen (w/ Zach Reino)

A teenage dragon in human form applies for an internship.

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November 28, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Hot Potato, Tall Table, Backflip, Falling, Witch Wedid, Intern, Blemish, Dragon Teen, Big Table, Dragon, Magic, Shapeshift, Teenager, Little Cute Wings, Wings, Horde, 24/7 Housing, Climax Please, Lawn Jerry, Dragon Queen, Carte Blanche, Dark Lord, Wood House, Cone of Silence, Mindle the Grindle, Come Kings, Hordakkah, 8 Millennia, Water Bread, Kips, Basement, Filthy Fish, Zach Plasma, Duck Penises
November 14, 2021

Season 4, Ep 5 - The Baron Visits

November 14, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 5 - The Baron Visits

Mysterious guest, Wade the Wanderer, just might be an old villain in disguise.

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November 14, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Beautiful Arnie, Beautiful Arnold, The Strange Familiar, Nibblebottom, The Book Club, Chore Chart, The Dark Lord, The DL, Town Daddy, Town Daddy's Brother, Jack Cataliss, Jack Reacher, Cooper, Apprentice, Tall Table, Susan Doku, Fork Hand, Adam Sandler, Wade the Wanderer, The Blade of Veysgo Hallan, Champ, Cry Laugh, Baron Ragoon, Dripfang LeDespare, The Pixies, Sandgria, Divorce Party, EVIL!, Amulet, Witch Horse, Telefis the White, Basement, General, General Katho, General Catho, Leftenant Homonym, 3 Arms, Leftenant Dan, Horsey McMurder, Grisbane, Mage Gunderson, Zorse, Dripfang, Velsmeer, Skeletonize, Calm Down Books, Conrad Von Plotz, Melissa Deatheridge, Pittsburg, Big Baby Awful, Sally Scythes-for-Hands, Shrike, Eggy Baby, Book of Sight, Christmust
October 18, 2021

Season 4, Ep 1 - A New Age (w/ Jessica McKenna)

October 18, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 1 - A New Age (w/ Jessica McKenna)

A new era of peace dawns in Foon, but maybe that’s not entirely true. More importantly we talk to a wind sprite that loves to hear wishes.

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October 18, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Season 4, Victory!, Usidore, Cheering, Screaming, New Tavern, Wizpees, Penile Leakage, New Table, Tall Table, Chair Ladder, Floating, Peeing, Wizard Rootbeer, Killed the Dark Lord, Nibblebottom, The Strange Familiar, Hamlet, Unnameable Mountain, Not in the Basement, Basement, Dark Lord, Black and Whites Smith Shop, Loose Ends, Rapping, Cooper, Rootbeer, Mini Soda, Town Daddy, Town Mommy, Town Daddy's Brother, Don't Just Eat It You Can Be It, Wind Sprite, Wishing Well, Goo That Knows No Names, Town Zaddy, Sports, Long Distance Running, Well Cum, Urcean, 23 and Me, Kodiak Killer, Big Wink, Bright Eyes, Falling, Off Book, Owen the Conductor of the Wagon Wheel, Gust Who, Reminder Binder, Are You Crazy?
April 09, 2018

Season 2, Ep 54 - Fangy Yelly

April 09, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 54 - Fangy Yelly

It’s the Annual Gathering of the Fi’ang Yaloks which means the Memory Gremlin is back.

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April 09, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Blemish, Memory Gremlin, Murder, Butt Soup, Fangy Yelly, Rainbow Bridge Grief Counseling, banging buds, Wheel Bear, Fleek, Basement, Catch Phrases, Mayor Manana, Kid Usidore, Arnie Lad, Under the Table, Puke Farts, Blood-Butt, Come and Get a Biscuit, Sideways Thumb, Placebo Effect, Susan Doku, Banaculars, Horse, Evil Horse Song, Horsidue, Usihorse, Fi’ang Yalok, AMoFY, Shebang, Lenny Mouseman, Wish, Meetings, Milk Milk Lemonade, Fudge Stand, Whoopsie Doodle, Book, Oopsie Doodle, Pathological Liar, Blem Grem, Hootie and the Blowfish, Aja, Sabbatical, Blemish Returns, Suck Your Dick into the Void, How do you Solve a Problem?, Citizenship Test
March 26, 2018

Season 2, Ep 52 - Wheel Bear

March 26, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 52 - Wheel Bear

We interview a bear on wheels who also happens to be deputy to Sheriff Chunt.

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March 26, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Blemish, Guard, Cockroach Clown, Wheels, Basement, Be Cool, Mayor Manana, Kid Usidore, Mayor, Verterilax, Under the Table, Weird Axe, Waxe, Corrupt Sherrif, Sugar Ray, Bear State, Bear Shit, Bearverly, Smell Lies, Gary, Pot of Honey, Bearbara, Human Feet, Flip Cap Penis, Circumcised, Ball Popping, Shit Water, Grizzly Wondertooth, Bear Stories, Swordfish, Grizzly Man, Cocks
September 18, 2017

Season 2, Ep 27 - But What About Forever Girl?

September 18, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 27 - But What About Forever Girl?

Eternia the Forever Girl is back to let us know what life is like for her under the Dark Lord's reign. Also, believe it or not, part of the riddle gets solved.

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September 18, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Eternia, Forever Girl, Secret Names, Farting Peach, Ruby, Riddle, Swamps McGee, Basement, Twosidore, Comrade, Chode, Burp, Peach Salsa, Tavern Secrets, Recalling, Hernia, Aged, Jack Rabbit, Not Sees, Eyes Is, Tally Ban, Head of the Year, Blow Job, Horse Mouth, Dildo in a Cave, Stalactite, Prism, New Found Glory, Chasing Amy, Ovulate than Never, Skin Flaps, Four Skins, Salamander Pondu, Groupsie Boarding, Delta, Room that Everyone Shits In, Tough Room, Shit the Bed, Shit Standing, Glass Anus, Spooky, Rats, Automaton, Ruby Slippers, Dick Kiss, Tick Tick Boom, Usidorothy, Spooky Voice, Old Man, Behind a Curtain, Silver Fox, King Irving Burger Clark, Docking, Hello from the Magic Testicle, Terry Gross
July 17, 2017

Season 2, Ep 18 - The Basement

July 17, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 18 - The Basement

Arnie and Usidore sneak into the basement while Chunt distracts Blemish.

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July 17, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Musical, Singing, Traach, Bowl of Watery Death, Cockroach Clown, Fleek, Fucking Philosophy Guy, Chunt the Flamingo, Crazy Jared, Flasingle, Flamingle, Keys, Basement, Cats, Crazy Jared the Cat Man, Scatting, 52 Sacks of Flour, Blackmail, Everything is coming up Blemish, Musical Theatre Major, Blunt and Chemish, Orc Shit, Laser Pointer, Bowl, Gina, Brain Switch, 52 Sour Flax, Stabbing, Massacre, spitting
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