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July 31, 2022

Season 4, Ep 37 - Cowboy World: Flowers the Orphan

July 31, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 37 - Cowboy World: Flowers the Orphan

Flowers the Orphan, the Cowboy World version of Flower the talking flower, makes some startling discoveries.

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July 31, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Dusty Saloon, Golden Corral, High Foon, Hay is for Me, Poker, Dead Man's Hand, Flat Neck Station, Hands is Thicker than Cards, Knit Above the Fireplace, It's Moonshine O'Clock, Ulysses, Sombreros, Dangling Balls, Man that Talks a lot like Champ, Flowers the Orphan, Whisky, Pajamas Butt-Flap, Gulch, Big Gulch, Warts on my Mouth, Dad is a Mushroom, Maps, Salsa, Inventor, Inventions Corner with Flowers the Orphan, Howl.fm, Quaaludes, Parent Trap, Twin, Pinkertons, Steam Train, Sex Robots, Bit Neck, 88 MPH, The Big Chill, Cuck, Comedy Bucket, Usidore, Narnie, No Nickname Policy, A-Train, Bowler Hat, 2 Chains, 2 Watches
June 26, 2022

Season 4, Ep 33 - Cowboy World: Miss Quibbert Returns

June 26, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 33 - Cowboy World: Miss Quibbert Returns

Arnie, Ulysses, and Champ get reacquainted with Miss Quibbert who arrives with some shocking news.

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June 26, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Cowboy World, Ulysses, Pinkertons, Usidore, Dusty Saloon, Rootin' Tootin', The Burgundy Bronco, Guns, The Golden Corral, Hogswood, High Foon, Ascots, Father Blemish, Priest, Only Horse, Champ, Whizla, Miss Quibbert, Sarsaparilla, Whisky, Frozen Carrot Juice, Sex Robot, Taint Pleasure, Sallooney Toons, Recoupon, Railroad Baron, Solomon Ragoon, Fuckable Tumbleweed, Beef Up the Men, Papa Color, Cum Rags, Ala Spiderman, Fuck a Wagon, Baron Solomon, Sleep Mode Fuck Me Fine, Ravishing, Bible Rock, Loquacious, Lascivious, Def Comedy Leppard, Hornyville: I Didn't Even Want To Cum Here
October 18, 2021

Season 4, Ep 1 - A New Age (w/ Jessica McKenna)

October 18, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 1 - A New Age (w/ Jessica McKenna)

A new era of peace dawns in Foon, but maybe that’s not entirely true. More importantly we talk to a wind sprite that loves to hear wishes.

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October 18, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Season 4, Victory!, Usidore, Cheering, Screaming, New Tavern, Wizpees, Penile Leakage, New Table, Tall Table, Chair Ladder, Floating, Peeing, Wizard Rootbeer, Killed the Dark Lord, Nibblebottom, The Strange Familiar, Hamlet, Unnameable Mountain, Not in the Basement, Basement, Dark Lord, Black and Whites Smith Shop, Loose Ends, Rapping, Cooper, Rootbeer, Mini Soda, Town Daddy, Town Mommy, Town Daddy's Brother, Don't Just Eat It You Can Be It, Wind Sprite, Wishing Well, Goo That Knows No Names, Town Zaddy, Sports, Long Distance Running, Well Cum, Urcean, 23 and Me, Kodiak Killer, Big Wink, Bright Eyes, Falling, Off Book, Owen the Conductor of the Wagon Wheel, Gust Who, Reminder Binder, Are You Crazy?
February 08, 2021

Season 3, Ep 77 - Death Knight (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

February 08, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 77 - Death Knight (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

Kalahaxorus the Grim, an evil spirt in a suit of armor reflects on his life's purpose.

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February 08, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Most Important Person In Foon, Chip Skyguy, Potato Sack, Walking Bag of Potatoes, Sigh, Shunt, Banging Spuds, Reanimated Cat, Séance, Airline Pilot Uniform, Airline Pilot, Séance the Unconnected Floaty Cat, Giggling Tick, Spank Bank, Death Knight, Smoke Face, Kalhaxorus the Grim, Gladwyns, Goodwill Hunting, Them Apples, Doing Math, Kalhaxorus the Grim Hammer of the Eldathri and Foe of the Dindwariel Guardian of the Shroud of Nazur High Commander of the Blades of Zath Sworn Champion of the Red Queen Murzia of Sthrix, The Nicest Person, Undead, Undeath, 10 dicks, Chalk Board, Statler and Waldorf, Infernal Paladin, Dark Gods, Blathe, Once I Had a Dick, Red Queen, Soul-Drinker Sword, Weasel Bitch, Hay Sword, Myst, Red Queen Murzia, How Kiss if No Got Lips, The Great Gatsby, Snub-nosed Motorboat, Crusade, Cruisade, Jerking Off Without a Boner, Usidore, Arnie
April 23, 2018

Season 2, Ep 56 - Jamillious Returns

April 23, 2018/ Ryan DiGiorgi
Season 2, Ep 56 - Jamillious Returns

Jamillious the Mauve Wizard visits to update us on the battle against the Dark Lord and possibly sponsor Arnie’s citizenship.

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April 23, 2018/ Ryan DiGiorgi/
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Arnie, Blemish, Chunt, Jamillious the Mauve, Memory Gremlin, Usidore, Citizenship
April 16, 2018

Season 2, Ep 55 – Road Trip

April 16, 2018/ Ryan DiGiorgi
Season 2, Ep 55 – Road Trip

We've been cooped up in the tavern for too long. Time for a road trip! In our imaginations!

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April 16, 2018/ Ryan DiGiorgi/
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Arnie, Blemish, Chunt, Memory Gremlin, Usidore, Camry, Roleplay
January 02, 2017

93 - Goblin General

January 02, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
93 - Goblin General

Seems like about time to check back in with the goblins and see how their plan to rise up and take over all of Foon is going.

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January 02, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Chunt, Fibro Myalgia, Goblins, Usidore, Dark Lord, Dancers, Acrobats, Vomit, Teeth, Birthday, Ruby, Wiki Leek, Vinegar, Fire Eaters, Drunk, Spell, Gremlins
November 21, 2016

88 - Dragonborn

November 21, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
88 - Dragonborn

This week I interview a lizard guy who's here to fix up the tavern.

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November 21, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Chunt, Slime, Usidore, Vermilion Minotaur, Standup Bass, Dragon Born, Bands, Interior Decoration, Dark Lord, Mechanical Minotaur, Pidgeon, Chunt's Mom, Owl, Racism, Earth Slang, Smish Smosh, Lizard Guy, Fang's Way, Carlitto's Way
November 14, 2016

87 - Missing Fathers (Live from Now Hear This in Anaheim, CA)

November 14, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
87 - Missing Fathers (Live from Now Hear This in Anaheim, CA)

The tavern is very busy. Let's talk to the Pandenomicon, a sentient vapor... and maybe someone else.

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November 14, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Arnor, Chunt, Live, Spintax, Usidore, Step Counter, Pandenomicon, Now Hear This, Feats, Spells, Jar Jar Clinks, T-Shirt, Rhyme Battle, Lion Cubs, No Balls, Inhalation, Adoptive Fathers, Leprechaun, Fellowship of the Ring, 6 Pins Nun the Richard
November 07, 2016

86 - Overworked Fairy

November 07, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
86 - Overworked Fairy

This week we learn what life is like for the fairy-folk.

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November 07, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Chunt, Singing, Smash Mouth, Usidore, Petuli, Ross, Fairy, Whispering, Tea Cup, Tongueless Mouth, Arnie's Penis, Sun, Walking on the Sun, Piercing, Penis, Learning Onyx, Where's Your Butt, Ross and Rachel
October 24, 2016

84 - Memory Gremlin

October 24, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
84 - Memory Gremlin

We're still testing out new co-hosts, so I invited the Memory Gremlin to join us and help us remember an old friend.

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October 24, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Chunt, Memory Gremlin, Usidore, Fangy Yelly, Dark Magic, Rainbow Bridge Grief Counseling, Usidore's Memory, Vegan, Transformation
October 10, 2016

82 - Chunt for Red October 2: Clear and Present Badger

October 10, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
82 - Chunt for Red October 2: Clear and Present Badger

It's time again for Chunt's annual blood drive for local vampires. Usidore is unusually excited.

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October 10, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Chunt, Usidore, vampires, Vampire, Blood Drive, Dead, Usidore's Death, Monster Hunter, Crossbow, Romanian Accent, Stone of Azrael, Semantrick, Vlad the Inhaler
October 03, 2016

81 - Siren

October 03, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
81 - Siren

Let this week's episode be a song that draws you in. You'll be okay.

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October 03, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Chunt, Usidore, Ursula, Siren, Little Mermaid, Robot Arnie, Beard Bird, Pilk, Richard Seashanty, Ding Doone, Aging, Kill, Murder, Bell, Poison
September 26, 2016

INTERLUDE - Mirror World

September 26, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
INTERLUDE - Mirror World

Checking in with the evil alternate Foon, where Arnie is evil, Chunt is evil and Usidore is evil.

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September 26, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Carnival Wilson, Usidore, Tricia, EVIL!, Tannakin the Terrible, Tannakin the Pinglet, Wendigo Wilson, Evil Bungaree Chubbins, Tequila, Tattoos, Interrupted Spell, Sorcerer, 2 eye patches, 1 giant butthole
September 19, 2016

80 - Inta and Nerf

September 19, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
80 - Inta and Nerf

It's Sunday in the tavern so let's talk to two of our old goblin friends.

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September 19, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Chunt, Fibro Myalgia, Goblin Queen, Inta, Nerf, Usidore, Mayonnaise, Role Play, Bird, O're, E'ry, Campaign, Horn, Hornmones, Model Wagon, Door Bell, Tony and Tina's Wedding, Bangarang
September 12, 2016

79 - Real Estate Agent

September 12, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
79 - Real Estate Agent

You should never cross a dragon, a wizard, a flower, or my next guest...

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September 12, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Chunt, Usidore, Shafe Shipter, Axelrod ReMax, Fat Shaggy, Centaur 21, P's and Q's, Penises and Questions, Series, Buttons, Coins, Gems, Red Fin, Magic Rocks, Coldwell Banker, S-Crow, Vampire, Whistle, Cat or Doctor
September 05, 2016

78 - The Bandit King (Live from the Steppenwolf Theater in Chicago)

September 05, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
78 - The Bandit King (Live from the Steppenwolf Theater in Chicago)

The tavern is busy, and the Bandit King is here!

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September 05, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Chunt, Live, Usidore, Ghosts, Bandit Island, Bog Demon, Technology
August 29, 2016

77 - The Baron and the Frog

August 29, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
77 - The Baron and the Frog

This week I'm excited to meet Foon's first Unicorn dentist.

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August 29, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, Chunt, Dungeon, Tom the Traveler, Usidore, Tricia, Baron, Frog, Drugs, Licking, Huddle, Badgers, Squibbert, Asia McClain, Dark Lord, Shrike
August 22, 2016

76 - Pandenomicon

August 22, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
76 - Pandenomicon

I found these resonance stones in Spintax's old hat.

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August 22, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Chunt, Resonance Stone, Spintax, Usidore, List of Tables, Step Counter, Rocky Talkie, Illustrations
August 15, 2016

75 - Make-Up Artist

August 15, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
75 - Make-Up Artist

An ambitious young make-up artist from the Unmarked Territories is ready to join Usidore's quest.

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August 15, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Chunt, Usidore, Pizza Skull, Feather Beard, Red Potion, Ghosts, Foo Fighters, Butt Chugging, Germ Crust, Tricia
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