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December 25, 2022

Season 4, Ep 57 - Solistice Gift Exchange (Live from Chicago's Thalia Hall w/ Brooke Breit and Beth Melewski)

December 25, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 57 - Solistice Gift Exchange (Live from Chicago's Thalia Hall w/ Brooke Breit and Beth Melewski)

Flower and Claudia the Witch join in on a holiday celebration of throwing a bunch of terrible gifts on a pile.

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December 25, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
LIVE!, Winter Solstice, The Strange Familiar, Nibblebottom, Moonlighting, Flower, Claudia, Claudia the Witch, Bing-BONG, Birds, Hawks, Terrifying Birds, The Butthole Boys, Vamp, Gifts, Gift Exchange, Butthole Brother, Taint Triplet, Butthole Fetus, Dagger, Tapestry of Chunt, Bird, Drone Bird, La Croix, Pamplemousse, Tampons, Pad, Shorties and a Flatty, For the Ladies, High Powered Female Socialite, Diner Cup, Seat Meat, Witch Perm, Fuckin' and Truckin', Lunar Sword, Gwendolyn, Father, Large Please Daddy
October 09, 2022

Season 4, Ep 47 - Princess Ahag

October 09, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 47 - Princess Ahag

Ahag's mysterious tattoos may hold the secret to whether she's secretly lost royalty.

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October 09, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Nibblebottom, The Strange Familiar, Ghusidore, Ghost, Wink, Boosidore, Ghost Horse, Daisy, Ghost Ridden, Papa Chunt, Face Rip, Spectre Alessandro, Shear Amount, Ahag, Arson, Fresh Bread, The Fresh Region, Full Stop, Bens Mutton, Jack Off, Borshkeborr, Black and White Smithery, Leveled Up, Mississippi, Magic Appreciation Month, Tattoo, Doilies, Undertaker, Macho Mantis Randy Mantis, Queen, Birds Make Mirrors, Kingdom of Rothtar, Frosh Kongdom, 30 Mattresses, Nut in Mattresses, Did I Do That?, Smaller, No Takebacks, Pair of Pets, Serfs Up, Army, How About What's the Deal?
August 21, 2022

Season 4, Ep 40 - Bounty Hunter

August 21, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 40 - Bounty Hunter

The ominous bounty hunter Bubble Fat comes to collect the random money for Eggy Baby.

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August 21, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
The Strange Familiar, Nibblebottom, Down the Hatch You Old Snatch, Witch Event, Witcher Season, Orangutan, Rip Off Face, Ghost, Sliming, Ghostbusters, Hamdurger, Eat a Hotdog Act Insane, Onion Head, Eggy Baby, Scrooge McDuck, Looking Under Pigs, Farting Peach, Slimed That Peach, πŸ‘ πŸ’¦, Scott Bakula, Which Witch, Jewel of Cronthultor, Bubble Fat, Arnie's Emo Song, Pile of Gems Gold and Goblets, This is the Pay, Simon Lemmington Bartholomew III, SIX Years Ago, Vampire Hunter, Stone of Azrael, Patsy, Bounty Hunter, I Can Be Funny, Tar Armor, Natomites, Rats Womp Womp, Mitch the Witch, Bigger Hands, More Faces, Caricature, Hepstibee, Green Hag, Podscasts, Dismember Witches, Beef Prime Rib
June 12, 2022

Season 4, Ep 31 - Arnie and Usidore

June 12, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 31 - Arnie and Usidore

Chunt is off somewhere. Now what?

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June 12, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Interrupting, Dorisue the Sorcerer, Candle, Obsidian Sword, Stabbed, Outside, Wizla the Wind Sprite, Scur, King Albain Belaroth, Belaroth, Tomblain Belaroth, Nibblebottom, Cooper, Cooper Dead, King Cooper, Cooper Trooper, Unnameable Mountain, Arizona, Watch TV, Breaking Bad, Seven Deadly Poisons, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Tanner Died, Dorisue is Usidore, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 2, Give Me Some Sugar Baby, Multiverse of Madness, Darkman, Blood Trail, Bears Griffins and Scrambles, Scrambles, I'm Going to Blast Your Ass, Bedpost, Air Conditioner, Cave, Blasted its Ass
May 29, 2022

Season 4, Ep 29 - Deputy Administrator (w/ Joe Zieja)

May 29, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 29 - Deputy Administrator (w/ Joe Zieja)

Gouda Smish stops by to talk about doing administrative work in the Nibblebottom government and having secret plans.

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May 29, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Dorisue, Dorisue the Sorcerer, Shaft of Light, Hogsfacer, Nibblebottom, SΓ©ance, Floating Cat, Gouda Smish, !Shnilllinilimnn, Nibblebottom Baby Book, Secretary, Sheriff, Bowtie, 8'1, 480 lbs, Spectacles, Uppies, You Can't Arrest a Mountain, Slobodan, Sheriff Knit, Giant Tumbleweed Full of Shit, Mass Executions, Masecutions, Look in the Mirror, Love Yourself, Carl Williams, Decimate, Memoir
February 06, 2022

Season 4, Ep 15 - Aprel FΓΌls Visits (w/ Asher Perlman)

February 06, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 15 - Aprel FΓΌls Visits (w/ Asher Perlman)

Usidore's "best friend" Aprel FΓΌls, the gnome prankster, comes to Nibblebottom to say goodbye.

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February 06, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Nibblebottom, Black and White Smithery, Father of Pearl, Pinky Clinkys, Joe Pesci, Was Usidore, Bed Head, Death Bed, Death Bed on My Head, Basement, Tormaline, Dark Lord, Burn Book, Entrapment, Al Pacino, REM, Losing My Religion, Fake Cigars, Pranks, Aprel FΓΌls, Gnome, Trio of Pranksters, May and August FΓΌls, Impractical Jokers, In the Bush, In the Bushes, Footlong Tack, Shit Lungs, Loan Porpoise, Man of Spiders, Ben Uncle, And Now I'm Dying, Aunt May
January 30, 2022

Season 4, Ep 14 - Usidore's Death Bed

January 30, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 14 - Usidore's Death Bed

The time has come for Usidore to fake his death. Arnie and Chunt are feeling surprisingly emotional about it. Alternate title: DS Time.

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January 30, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Nibblebottom, Trip vs Fall, Tripping, Suck Your Own Dick, Termite, Flying Termite, Napkin 'Olders, Cockring Accent, Hardwood Fuckbuddy, Roger and Roger, So Many Rogers, Don't Die, Butthole It All Makes Perfect Sense, Fake Death, Bathroom, Spunkle, Death Flower, Tiny Spunkle, Stall Tactics, Death Day, Have You Ever Had Bread?, On Fire, Dick GetHard, Labia Titsfondle, Pigeon Pie
January 16, 2022

Season 4, Ep 12 - Treasure Hunters (w/ Nyla Rose & Aubrey Edwards)

January 16, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 12 - Treasure Hunters (w/ Nyla Rose & Aubrey Edwards)

A crypt rummager named Coral Loft and a former Mittens ref stop by the show off some of the fantastical treasures they've found.

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January 16, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Nibblebottom, The Strange Familiar, Lil' Squish, Jacked, Hair Fight, Barberarian, Cooper, Fred Flintstone, Winny the Cooper, Adventure, Adventurers, Trinkets, Mittens, Mittens Referee, Mr. Chunt, Rip out Hair, Black and White Battle Axe, Elephant, Roger the Elephant, War Whistle, Blind in One Eye, Bottle Hat, Such a Dumbass, So Many Rogers, Roger, Analytics, Rune, CD Case, Kali Ma, Gift, Portal, Portals, Creepy Twins, Crypt Brothers, Eyes, Fight, Improvised Cockticklers, Ice Elves, Black and White Smith Shop
December 19, 2021

Season 4, Ep 10 - Year Without a Chris Must

December 19, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 10 - Year Without a Chris Must

An ancient pact requires the Dark Lord, hidden in the basement, to fulfill his duties as the Chris in Chris-Must.

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December 19, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Solstice, Winter Solstice, Nibblebottom, Gift, Podcast, Eggnog, Tormaline, Dragon Teen, Flower, Holiday Shopping, Gift Carbs, Double Fuck Double You, Two Biggest Assholes I Know, Music, Song, Christmust, Christ Must Carols, Chunt-Chunt-Chunt, If He Dies He Dies, Dark Lord, Alligatorade, Opening Doors, Songs, Ooga-Lega-Weegga-Cheega, Tasks, Leftenant Homonym, Admiral Homonym, Magic Fucking Ears, Child, Hear Wishes, Debbie, Snowsidore, Usnowdore, Carfoon, Soul Walker, Chris Must Clause, 2 Carrots, So Many Carrots, Snowma and Snowpa, Three Scoops of Ice Cream
December 12, 2021

Season 4, Ep 9 - The List

December 12, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 9 - The List

The dragon in the basement needs a list of who it is and isn't okay to kill.

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December 12, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
No Guest, Nibblebottom, The Strange Familiar, Eyes Bigger, Isos, Kegels for Your Face, Grab Face by Both Sides, Adorable, Deep Voice, Runner, Isolate, Home Alone, Happy Thieve's Maze, Huge Head, Popeye, Allergic Reactions Are Not Muscle, Dark Lord, Not Wanted Posters, Kevrat, Ass Hat, Mirrors, Covered Mirrors, Anime of Green Gables, Ruben, Wait Staff, Cooper, Body Spice, Beautiful Arnold, Vermilion Minotaur, Usidore's, Business Geniuses, Chu Chu's Chow, Drink Floyd, Weird Ales, Strange Joann Fabric, Tormaline, Sweetums, Lists, Ok to Kill-List, Little Bell, Arley, Mimsey, Twosidore, Leftenant Homonym, Night Doctor, Horsey McMurder, Zach Plasma, or...Still Crazy After All These Beers, Offal, Big Baby Offal, Big Baby Awful, Dry Spell, Ogre Whats Good At Magic
December 05, 2021

Season 4, Ep 8 - Beer Window

December 05, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 8 - Beer Window

A night of drinking magical mental martinis leads to the discovery of a murder!

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December 05, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Bonksgiving, Winter Solstice Season, Gunderstein, Zach Plasma, Plack Zazma, Season 3, Clip Show, Unlistenable, DL, Dark Lord, Nibblebottom, Holiday Songs, Nasty Raviolis, Clipped Show, Thieves, Pirate, Nude Listeners, Chris, Christmust, Tormaline, Blemish, Basement, Shitty Shoes, Fake Ad, Recalypso, Thomas Hanks, Fluid Sucked Out of People, Extinguish Candle, MURDER!, Serialized Killer, Red Rums, Hatchet, Corporeal Punishment, Animated Hatchet, Inocchipin, Paggetto, Crickety Jimnet, Shots, JΓ€germurder, Darrilian, Ian, Orgasm, Rear Window, Mice, Two Kind Mice, Suicide Pact, Suicide Ontario, Poster, Bob Hatchet, Pedialyte, Allison Bi, Scared of Hatchet, Ebenezer, Time Travel, Back to the Future
November 21, 2021

Season 4, Ep 6 - Town Daddy's Brother (w/ John Hodgman)

November 21, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 6 - Town Daddy's Brother (w/ John Hodgman)

The beloved Town Daddy has been murdered. But the Town Daddy's suspicious brother is here.

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November 21, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Strange Familiar, Nibblebottom, Unnameable Mountain, Town Zaddy, Beautiful Arnie, Lawn Jerry, Confide, Grubs, Hate the Taste of Grubs, Wizard's Choice Awards, Posthumous, Dead Kid's Choice Award, Telefis the White, Dark Lord, Tall Table, Nevillebottom, 2 Out of 3 Ain't Bad, Town Daddy, Town Daddy's Brother, Broken Torso, Alexion, Kev the Town Uncle, Ruben, Wizla the Wind Sprite, 200 Gallon Aquarium, Flame Sharks, Psycho Prawn, Shut Up Vowels, Paranoia, Bougie Fuck, Voting, Grow Back Better, Poison, Motiv, Fucked Up, Sup Arnie?, Murder on the Orient Express, Peas and Carrots, Flame Shark Poison, Trippin' Balls, Gazebo, Southern Court Room, Skulduggery, Hollowed Gram, Marvin Martian, Glerp, IF I Did It
November 14, 2021

Season 4, Ep 5 - The Baron Visits

November 14, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 5 - The Baron Visits

Mysterious guest, Wade the Wanderer, just might be an old villain in disguise.

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November 14, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Beautiful Arnie, Beautiful Arnold, The Strange Familiar, Nibblebottom, The Book Club, Chore Chart, The Dark Lord, The DL, Town Daddy, Town Daddy's Brother, Jack Cataliss, Jack Reacher, Cooper, Apprentice, Tall Table, Susan Doku, Fork Hand, Adam Sandler, Wade the Wanderer, The Blade of Veysgo Hallan, Champ, Cry Laugh, Baron Ragoon, Dripfang LeDespare, The Pixies, Sandgria, Divorce Party, EVIL!, Amulet, Witch Horse, Telefis the White, Basement, General, General Katho, General Catho, Leftenant Homonym, 3 Arms, Leftenant Dan, Horsey McMurder, Grisbane, Mage Gunderson, Zorse, Dripfang, Velsmeer, Skeletonize, Calm Down Books, Conrad Von Plotz, Melissa Deatheridge, Pittsburg, Big Baby Awful, Sally Scythes-for-Hands, Shrike, Eggy Baby, Book of Sight, Christmust
November 07, 2021

Season 4, Ep 4 - Claudia Visits

November 07, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 4 - Claudia Visits

An old friend, Claudia the Witch, visits Nibblebottom to pursue some dicey business ventures.

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November 07, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Thomas Foolery, Fancy Pig, Tall Table, Spank, The Loose Ends, Beautiful Arnold, Nibblebottom, Virgin Red Potion, Chicken Butt, Claudia, Claudia the Witch, Witch, Putrid Piss, Investment, Independent, Down the Hatch You Old Snatch, Nuts, Nutt Butt, Gettin' Nuts, Nut Mouth, ASMR, Witch Morman, Paywitch Account, Bag of 400 Gold, Salmon Rushed Tea, Dating Pool, Incense and Amulets, Air Sex, Sweet Oinking, Killed the Dark Lord, Dark Lord, Nipple Off, Devils on Horseback, Deviled Legs, Your Fun Little Thing, Foons in My Hammy, Cough Up Blood, Zach Plasma, Drew, Tom Foolery
October 31, 2021

Season 4, Ep 3 - Pirate (w/ Austin Creed aka Xavier Woods)

October 31, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 3 - Pirate (w/ Austin Creed aka Xavier Woods)

A pirate searching for the water stolen from his land visits the tavern.

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October 31, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Nibblebottom, Tall Table, The Strange Familiar, Unnameable Mountain, Dark Lord, Scritches, Zoomies, Plague of Hawks, Hawk a Million, Million Hawks, Hawks, Pirate, Xavier Woods, Wrestling, WWE, Land Pirate, Batman, Bee Smirched, Thigh Patch, Birds, King's Juice, Burglars, Capslocksia, Dehydration, Bacon, Prince, Leonard Crevice, Dolphin's Galore, 90's Kids, Gak, Salty Gak, Vessel of Everwater, The Lazy Horseshoe, Argyle Sword, Ship, Land Pirate Ship, Chedda, Tanks of Sharks, Young Arnold, Surge, Fruitopia, Snapple, Daniel Swartheimer Pibb, Mr. Pibb, Dr. Mario, Lewd Squeegee, Tony Hawk, Howard the Duck, Beautiful Arnie
October 24, 2021

Season 4, Ep 2 - Mind Games (w/ Beth May & Anthony Burch from Dungeons & Daddies)

October 24, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 2 - Mind Games (w/ Beth May & Anthony Burch from Dungeons & Daddies)

Selling, stealing, and sharing memories leads to confusion (and love?).

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October 24, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Magical Barrier, Bedtime for Naughty Boy, Spank, Spank Yourself to Sleep, Start the Show!, Seven Foot Table, Nibblebottom, Chair Ladder, Wizpees, Wizbees, Zach Plasma, I'll Have What I'm Having, Fell Down, Healing Rock, Mentis Mental Merchant, Bald, Mind Hunter, Mindhunter, Chameleon, Shapeshifter, Hot Chameleon, Hubba Hubba, Mental Merchants, Sir Ringe, Wizard Memory, Syringe, Memories, Hair Club for Mentis, Sheevna the Bartender, Bimbletop, Pizza the Bartender, Mental Merchant, Dungeons and Daddies, Mindfreak, Dram, Squirt Memories, Soundcloud, Loose Ends, Rapping, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Hawk a Million, The Loose Ends, Teens, Shapeshifting
October 18, 2021

Season 4, Ep 1 - A New Age (w/ Jessica McKenna)

October 18, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 1 - A New Age (w/ Jessica McKenna)

A new era of peace dawns in Foon, but maybe that’s not entirely true. More importantly we talk to a wind sprite that loves to hear wishes.

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October 18, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Season 4, Victory!, Usidore, Cheering, Screaming, New Tavern, Wizpees, Penile Leakage, New Table, Tall Table, Chair Ladder, Floating, Peeing, Wizard Rootbeer, Killed the Dark Lord, Nibblebottom, The Strange Familiar, Hamlet, Unnameable Mountain, Not in the Basement, Basement, Dark Lord, Black and Whites Smith Shop, Loose Ends, Rapping, Cooper, Rootbeer, Mini Soda, Town Daddy, Town Mommy, Town Daddy's Brother, Don't Just Eat It You Can Be It, Wind Sprite, Wishing Well, Goo That Knows No Names, Town Zaddy, Sports, Long Distance Running, Well Cum, Urcean, 23 and Me, Kodiak Killer, Big Wink, Bright Eyes, Falling, Off Book, Owen the Conductor of the Wagon Wheel, Gust Who, Reminder Binder, Are You Crazy?
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