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January 19, 2025

Season 5, Ep 40 - Momo the Pest (w/ Erin Keif)

January 19, 2025/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 40 - Momo the Pest (w/ Erin Keif)

Momo the Mouse with Human Strength is back and she's horrified to discover how many mouse traps there are in the tavern.

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January 19, 2025/ Garrett Schultz/
Red Queen Merzia, Cuz, Well Technically, Pocket Dimension, Technology, Levers Pulleys Seesaws and Saws, Momo, Hurt Everyone's Feelings?, Wanderlost, Cum Fort, Fondutini, Pests, Pest Friends, Embarrass Our Friends O'Clock, Rat Cum Problem, Momo Shirt, "Rat Cum is Delicious", Ratatouille, Cobra, Mouse Shit and Rat Cum, Podcast Host, Man Boobs, Broccoli, Playing House, Full House, Mice vs Rats, Of Mice and Men, Frankensteinbeck, Shadow Puppets, Wallpaper, Punched an Eel So Hard It Farted, The Fart Heard Around the Foon, Letters, Sleeping with Birds, Gastrointestinal Joe, Treaty of Verminsailles, "Hell Num I Won't Cum", Black Light Spell, Crows, Counting Crows, Adam Duritz
October 06, 2024

Season 5, Ep 29 - Rescue Team (w/ Jon Gabrus)

October 06, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 29 - Rescue Team (w/ Jon Gabrus)

Someone has finally come to save Arnie. A Delta Force soldier named Clint.

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October 06, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Wanderlost, Handmaidens of Blurth, Wetter Than Ever, Rachel's Horny Little Hand, Perry Thrust, Duncan Potatogrease, Dumpyard Daddy Boy, Ne'er, Ne'er Have I 'er, Red Potion, Delta Force Tattoo, Steam Room, From Earth, In Too Deep, Clint, "Clit", Arnie Kneecap, Foonians, Fooninites, Foonlings, Purple Potion, Radio Communicator, Valiant Warrior, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, I'm Not as Think as You Drunk I Am, Lizard Warrior Hybrid Thing, Jerry, Mittens, Green Berets, G.I. Joe, Clint Howard, 21 Soldiers, Leader Rick, Data, Wifi Guy, Vance O'Donnell, VOD, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Concept of Meadows, Really Smart Dog, Beebdis and Budbed, Destabilizing Events, Toaster Oven, Loot Crate, Flo-Joe, Kissing Witches, Riding Centaurs, Centaur Surf, Skunk and the Blue Guy, Spinclass
September 29, 2024

Season 5, Ep 28 - The Scholar Now (w/ Craig Cackowski)

September 29, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 28 - The Scholar Now (w/ Craig Cackowski)

A visit to the Great Halls of Terr'akkas leads to a reunion with the mysterious (and mysteriously changed) Scholar.

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September 29, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Wanderlost, Wizard War, Great Halls of Terr'akkas, Blorth the Brown, The Scholar, Favorite Restaurant, Great Halls of Teriyakas, Spell of Wizard Placement, Wizard Cum, Library, Tony Books, Gabagool, Green Thumb, Finger a Book, Dragon Cock Chronicles, Handmaidens of Blurth, Track Suit, 40 Spells and How to Say 'Em, Presto Chango, Big Tiger Tits, In the Wiki, Generation Aaaaayyyy, Day of My Daughter's Wedding, Give a Horse Head, Sleep With the Fishes, Horse Cum, Mysterious Veils, Retired Robes, Number 33, Brooke, Disinterested, Wetter Than Ever
August 18, 2024

Season 5, Ep 22 - Porvis & Dump (w/ Jon Mackey & David Brown)

August 18, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 22 - Porvis & Dump (w/ Jon Mackey & David Brown)

Porvis and Dump are carriage drivers who stumbled upon the largest pile of magic items anyone has ever seen.

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August 18, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Wanderlost, Diner, Bean Potion, Get Pie, Fantastical, The Sex Thing, A-One A-Two A-Threeeee, Sloppy Toppy, Porvis and Dump, Money, Carriage Drivers, Dump is Giant Porvis is Tiny, Uber, Lyft, A Sex Thing, Come Up, Loot, Rusty Swords, 10000 Pieces of the Highest Magic, Armor of the Forsaken, Crown on a Crown, Shitty Green, Spintax, Timtam the Teal, Beet Juice and Some Pie, Vibrating Beef, Bracelet of Arby's the Plump, Beefdar, Turns a 3 into a 7, Any Hulders a Gulder, Amulet of A-Steroids, Shard of Sharts, Free Shart, Carroth Top the Pumpkin, Watching You, Moaning Boots, Bop Around, Tickle Talisman, Crown of Everlasting Life, Ass Tear Voids
August 04, 2024

Season 5, Ep 20 - Centaur House (w/ Rob Cesternino & Brooke Breit)

August 04, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 20 - Centaur House (w/ Rob Cesternino & Brooke Breit)

Rob Centaurnino and Flower update us on Foon's hottest reality competition: Centaur House.

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August 04, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Wanderlost, Swimming, Watch This!, Long Dungeon, Cannonball Dungeon, Opposite Dungeons, Binging, Centaur House, Celebrity Version, Rob Centaurnino, Mad Dog, Spitting Dog, Sir Wayne Knight, Weird Alpaca, Head Off Honcho, Escape, Ho Bag, Slop, Rob Has a Hole, Survivor, Horse Play, Double Dare, Pegasus, Wing-Butt, Knifey Droppy, Fingarian Centaur House, Krom, Judge Ito, Sugar Pigs, Ribs, Applefly's, Chef Cadence, Season Se7en, Slimes, Chest Trünkborn, Sky Piranhas, Demon, Snakes Lizards of Course Pizza
July 21, 2024

Season 5, Ep 18 - Ancient War Turtle (w/ Olivia Nielsen)

July 21, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 18 - Ancient War Turtle (w/ Olivia Nielsen)

Hildy the ancient turtle is a secret spy in the Animal War!

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July 21, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Cadaver Falls, Bloated Rabbit, Wanderlost, Animal War, Poison Dart, On Fire, Hey Ya, Shut Up Arnie, Immortal, Hildy, Hildy Shiblin, Poetry, Amnesia, Spy, Land Animals, Challengers, Shrike Hold 'Em, Bartender, Tight Black T-Shirt, What's Going on in Your Loins?, Mark, Zune Squirt, Sheila, Epaulette Night, Epaulette/Industry Night, Pelican, Admiral Birdie, Date, Double Amnesia, Sticky Things, Don't Fuck in My Bed, Pile of Worms Who Was Pretending to Be a Sea Turtle Who was Pretending to Be a Pelican, Confusing, Sea Mail
June 23, 2024

Season 5, Ep 15 - Giant (w/ Vic Michaelis)

June 23, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 15 - Giant (w/ Vic Michaelis)

Garli, a young giant woman, is waiting in the tavern for a date that may or may not show up.

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June 23, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Wanderlost, The Wanderlost, Cadaver Falls, Hole Pull, Hole Pulls, Animal War, Great Animal War, Mole Warriors, Sea Lid, Wizard Pissing Match, Pizard Match, Very Large Person, Avelyn, Date, Dating App, Huge, Nervous, Giant, Sweating, Garli, Chiseled Jaw, Abs, Boy Bard Troupe, Bards Bards Bards, Lute Tattoo, Bardstreet Boys, Bardstreet Bard, Blind Date, Taint Paint, Poon Rune, Old Face, Tired in Foon, Don't Be Mad, Likes Wizards, The Wizard of Sexy and Dating, Love Rocks, Juicy, Red Dress, Business in the Front Party in the Back, Tallest One to the North, Fashion Show, Nipple Pasties, Montage, Rivering, Mid-Life Crisis
May 26, 2024

Season 5, Ep 11 - Reba McEntiger (w/ Stevie Shale)

May 26, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 11 - Reba McEntiger (w/ Stevie Shale)

A giant tiger with a country music singing career stops by.

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May 26, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Wanderlost, The Wanderlost, 9 Years, 9 Years and Some Amount of Days, Dancing, Tiger, Reba McEntiger, Big Cat Woman, Plugs, Pumblechook the Lord of the Geckos, Royal Fucker, Took It Waltz, Pumer, Single Mom, Ashley Blood, Cock Tickler, Fell Ill, Eaten by a Snake, Princess Dewdrop, Dance, Guitar, Chode, Dead Chode, Raising Cubs, 2 Jobs, Shelly Clarkson, Googley Moogley, Duke Champagne, Ghost Writer, Music Maker, Lamb Plugs, Tremors, Dick Winklers
May 19, 2024

Season 5, Ep 10 - Finder of Lost Things (w/ Carisa Barreca)

May 19, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 10 - Finder of Lost Things (w/ Carisa Barreca)

Valencia Montagoo comes from a long line of finders and is going to help find the missing tavern.

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May 19, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Wanderlost, Tavern with Legs, Bird's Nest, Inside Boy, Bug Date Night, I'm Not Evil, Valencia Montagoo, Icky Little Thing, Secret Desire, GONE!, New Host, Leave Those Birds Alone, Do All My Family Stuff, Fuckin' Up Left and Right, Wiley Potatoes, Garina, Giant Cap with a Giant Feather, Jaunty Energy, Belegged, Byzantine, Doff My Cap, Lost, Hide and Then Go Seek Them, Punching Pie, Fly Up, You Fucked It Up, Volcanoe, Adrian Montagoo, Edge King, Momagoo, Montagooseum, Uncle Robin, Blurred Lines, Season Pass, Tickets, Goo Get It, The Little Goo Boys, Stolen, Heart Room, Heart Shaped Doors, Secret Treasures, Mooseturd
May 12, 2024

Season 5, Ep 9 - Germ Crust Now (w/ Mary Tilden)

May 12, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 9 - Germ Crust Now (w/ Mary Tilden)

Germ Crust visits to introduce Usidore to her new love.

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May 12, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Wanderlost, Stuck, Rub or Touch or Press, Usidore's a Wizard Not a Lizard That's for Sure, Wiley Potatoes, Sneezes Are Breezes Coughs and Farts Jump Your Starts Better Get Moving, The Rat with a Wand Inside Him, Warlords of Sorts, Ghost or Dead, Makeup Artist, Germ Crust, Married, Cling Clang, Portrait Time, Howl's Moving Castle, Stitcher Premium's Moving Castle, Garina, Ghosts, Sweet or Savory, Contest, I Can't Evening w/ Germ, Podcast, Glamology, Boar and Waffles, Know this Rat, Spice Melange, Scratch with Fingernails, Special Spice, Spice, WIley in Mouth, I Can't Help but Taste Things, Sexual Tension, Wedding Train, 3000 Kilometers, Active Producers, Shandy Randy the Big Bowl of Brandy, Set Bales of Hay on Fire, Drunk, Getting Drunk, Work Wife Balance
April 28, 2024

Season 5, Ep 7 - Inventory Imp (w/ Oscar Montoya)

April 28, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 7 - Inventory Imp (w/ Oscar Montoya)

Ivan the Inventory Imp is eager to clear out the clutter and eat some garbage.

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April 28, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
In Bed, Went to Bed with My Microphone, Fucked Everything Up, Tomblain Belaroth, Stabbing, Unicorn Soup, 7 Blankets, I Love Birds, Depression, High-Pitched No, Must Tidy, Tiny Adorable Magical Creature, Ivan, Inventory Imp, Half-Cocked, Full Sack, Wanderlost, Tapestry, Starmor, The Celestial Fields, Weigh You Down, Are You Dead?, You're a Garbage Idiot, Born an Orphan, Eat Garbage, Biscuit Meniscus, Brach Zaff, Dumpyard Daddy Boy, Blue Collar Workers, Guards, Schultz and Garrish, Suits of Armor, Talking Suits of Armor, 45 lbs of Dead Cockroaches, Resonance Stone, Marmaduke, Mom or Duke?, James Spader, Arnie Paul, Paul Business
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