19 - The Namer
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Merlinda Flimpery is a Namer. She gives things names. That's a thing in Foon.
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Episodes
18 - Blemish
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Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week.
Read More17 - D'athaniel Quen'yarvin
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This week I meet an Elven archer! Elvish archer? He's an elf.
Read More16 - Spintax the Green
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I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green! Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming...
Read More15 - Transdimensional Deliveryman
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Boys' night was so much fun I didn't book a guest for this episode either, but one showed up anyway. More importantly, he can travel between dimensions. Maybe he can help me get home.
Read More14 - Music of Foon
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Two traveling bards are passing through Hogsface and I am going to try to convince them to be on the podcast and play some music.
Read More13 - Boys' Night
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Instead of a whole guest and interview and all that, Chunt, Usidore and I are just gonna hang out and chat tonight. Boys' Night!
Read More12 - Krom the Barbarian
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Krom the Barbarian is going to be my guest this week. He is... a big guy.
Read More11 - The Eunuch
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I found out why there are so many purple banners in town. The Chief Eunuch of Belaroth is visiting Hogsface... and he's here to see me!
Read More10 - Homesick
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I just want to apologize in advance. I couldn't find a guest for this episode and, frankly, I'm feeling pretty homesick.
Read More9 - Goblins
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Now that the Vermilion Minotaur allows goblins on Sundays, I can have a few on the podcast. I still don't really know the difference between goblins and orcs. Is it horns? I'll find out today!
Read More8 - Pimbly Nimblebottom
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I'm told that Pimbly Nimblebottom is an imp. Finally, a real magical guest!
Read More7 - Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth
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I get to meet my first real princess on the podcast this week. The name "Belaroth" sounds familiar.
Read More6 - The Vermilion Minotaur
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After spending so much time in the Vermilion Minotaur, I finally got its owner and proprietor, Otok Barleyfoot, to be a guest on the podcast. Chunt will be there too. Usidore is already pretty drunk so I'm not sure what to expect from him.
Read More5 - Foon's Greatest Swordsman
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Wow! The greatest swordsman in all of Foon is going to be at the Vermilion Minotaur today and I get to interview him! I can't wait to hear all about his adventures. First the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League and now Jak Vorpal! I'm basically the Ryan Seacrest of Foon.
Read More4 - The FML
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This week I meet Larry Birdman, who is something of a celebrity in Foon. He is the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, whatever that is. I hope he's nicer than Flower.
Read More3 - Flower
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This week a talking flower named Flower will join Chunt, Usidore and I. She looks really sweet. I think we'll be good friends.
Read More2 - Tom the Traveler
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This week, a new guest joins Chunt, Usidore, and I in the Vermilion Minotaur: A common, dirty traveler named Tom. I'm hoping to hear what life outside of Hogface is like from someone who has traveled across Foon.
Read More1 - Hello from the Magic Tavern
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Hi. I'm Arnie. I fell through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon. I'm still trying to get my bearings, but I have my podcasting gear and get a weak WiFi signal from the Burger King so I figured I might as well set up shop at the nearby inn and interview some people. When in Foon...
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