34 - Chunt for Red October
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The Chunt for Red October is finally here! What better way to celebrate than to interview a pair of vampires in need. At least I think they're in need.
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Episodes
33 - Spurt the Elder
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Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there's another Spurt too? I don't know. Foon is confusing.
Read More32 - Offices & Bosses
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There's this guy who's always in The Vermilion Minotaur playing some kind of game with his friends. This week he'll come on the podcast and explain how it works.
Read More31 - Bridge Troll
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This week we test our riddle-solving skills against an actual bridge troll. Hope he doesn't eat us!
Read More30 - The Midwife
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I'm starting to get the sense that Chunt might not actually like me at all. Maybe we'll patch things up this week while we interview a magical midwife. I have so many questions about midwifery on Foon.
Read More29 - The Scholar (Live from XOXO 2015)
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Feeling kinda down on my wedding anniversary. Hopefully chatting with a Scholar from the Great Halls Of Terr'Akkas will cheer me up.
Read More28 - Forever Girl
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This week I meet a little girl who will live forever! I think? I'm not super clear on the rules, but Chunt and Usidore are excited about it.
Read More27 - Not Dead (Live from Jangleheart Circus)
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Wow. The Vermilion Minotaur is really crowded tonight. Are they here to see... us? Our old friends Spants and Glenn Miller are back to sing some songs for us and Usidore's robes and hat seem unusually uncomfortable.
Read More26 - Hunger Ghost
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I didn't see him at first -- probably because he's a ghost, but Chunt's dad is sitting at our table. I'm so excited to learn more about where Chunt came from.
Read MoreTime Traveling Shills #1
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The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!
Read More25 - Eagles
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With Spintax taking care of things, we can get back to our regular podcast routine and have some normal guests on the show -- that is, if you can consider two gigantic eagles normal guests.
Read More24 - The Plan
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Ever since Usidore said The Dark Lord's name, things have been getting a little too real. We're still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermilion Minotaur's floor. We need a plan to deal with all of this stuff. We also need Spintax the Green. He's my guest this week.
Read More23 - Soul Walker
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I thought we'd finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though.
Read More22 - Sarah
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She's here! Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I've been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she's here!
Read More21 - No Arnie
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Hi! It's Chunt. I'm the host now because Arnie ran off to find Sarah in the woods. It will probably be a better show without him.
Read More20 - The Wedding Planner
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This week I meet one of the best wedding planners in Foon...assuming you're not a tree.
Read More19 - The Namer
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Merlinda Flimpery is a Namer. She gives things names. That's a thing in Foon.
Read More18 - Blemish
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Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week.
Read More17 - D'athaniel Quen'yarvin
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This week I meet an Elven archer! Elvish archer? He's an elf.
Read More16 - Spintax the Green
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I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green! Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming...
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