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September 11, 2022

Season 4, Ep 43 - Egg Kingdom

September 11, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 43 - Egg Kingdom

Chunt finally makes it to the Egg Kingdom, but must contend with the King and his jester before reuniting with Eggy Baby.

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September 11, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Road to Squogar, Paralyzed Arnie, Paralyzing Ray, Drew Tattoos, Sandwich, Sat Down and Done the Math, Long Frozen, Cougar, Piper Bone, Sandwich Magic, Eggstrance, Cavalcade of Characters, Don Omelette, Please bEGG our Forgiveness, Eggs, The mEGGa Egg, Egg Sized, Born of Birds, Hatch, The Egg Kingdom, Ovals, EGGstruding, Egg Messiah, Oval Office, Father of the mEGGa Egg, Yokelord Shell-Shield, 401 Egg, EGGcountant, CPEgg, Build Back bEGGer, Moat Eels, Paulie Shore, Count Funny, Drunk Neighbor, Caricature, Don Omelette V, Russian Dolls, Byrds, Bird Pervert, Birdvert, EGGspendables, The EGGs-Men, Professor Charles EGGsavier
September 04, 2022

Season 4, Ep 42 - The Bear (w/ Alden Ford)

September 04, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 42 - The Bear (w/ Alden Ford)

Chunt and Usidore have a fine dining experience at a bear's diner in the woods.

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September 04, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Paralyzed Arnie, Great Hair, On the Road, Cougars, Neck Tattoo with Drew's Name, Sick Cada Season, Sandy, The Child, Smash Potion, Squogar, Road to Squogar, Road to Eggy Baby, The Grill is Gone, Firefly Gieri, Grizzly Wondertooth, The Bear, The Bear Who Greeted Us, Restaurant, Disrepair, Fire, Chef Behind, Table Made of Water, Specials, Comes Once Every Seven Years, Yes Chef, Lean Mitchell, Jazz Salt, Elevate It, Negative Feedback, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, 6ft of Bubble Tape, McDLT, Crossfire, Jingle, 30 Cans of Tomatoes, The Egg Kingdom
August 28, 2022

Season 4, Ep 41 - Artificer (w/ Anna Prosser)

August 28, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 41 - Artificer (w/ Anna Prosser)

Arnie and the gang meet an artificer who may know more than she lets on. Or she may not.

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August 28, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Road to Eggy Baby, Road to Squogar, On the Road, The Child, Ghost Usidore, Artificer, Care or Whack, The Jeff Goldblum, Wade Bog, Horses, Don't Be Arnie, Mavis' Marvels, Slime, Ectoplasm, Centrifuge, Pet Arnie, Bog Wild, Piper Bone, Interview, Council of Artificers, Spit Butt the Mean, Wizard's Council, Sunsets are Magic, Little Wizard Ghost Room, Herbal Essences, Train Fur, Carry the One, Chunk of Chunts, All Caterpillars are Butterflies, Flowers are Brutal, Mental Goldfish-itis, Unpaid Internship, Aardvark University, King's Fitness Award, 6 Degrees of Separation, Magic Crossbow, Semper Fudge, Egg Kingdom, Starlight, Starlight Harpoon
August 21, 2022

Season 4, Ep 40 - Bounty Hunter

August 21, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 40 - Bounty Hunter

The ominous bounty hunter Bubble Fat comes to collect the random money for Eggy Baby.

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August 21, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
The Strange Familiar, Nibblebottom, Down the Hatch You Old Snatch, Witch Event, Witcher Season, Orangutan, Rip Off Face, Ghost, Sliming, Ghostbusters, Hamdurger, Eat a Hotdog Act Insane, Onion Head, Eggy Baby, Scrooge McDuck, Looking Under Pigs, Farting Peach, Slimed That Peach, 🍑 💦, Scott Bakula, Which Witch, Jewel of Cronthultor, Bubble Fat, Arnie's Emo Song, Pile of Gems Gold and Goblets, This is the Pay, Simon Lemmington Bartholomew III, SIX Years Ago, Vampire Hunter, Stone of Azrael, Patsy, Bounty Hunter, I Can Be Funny, Tar Armor, Natomites, Rats Womp Womp, Mitch the Witch, Bigger Hands, More Faces, Caricature, Hepstibee, Green Hag, Podscasts, Dismember Witches, Beef Prime Rib
August 14, 2022

Season 4, Ep 39 - Together Again

August 14, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 39 - Together Again

Arnie, Usidore and Chunt are finally reunited. It's time for hugs, catching up and answering some listener emails.

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August 14, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Farting Peach, The Strange Familiar, Serious Podcast, Returned!, Sombrero, Chip Hat, Champ the Horse, Small Penis, Dan Monroe, True Crime, Wizard of Oz, I've Got That Bitch's Shoes, Witch Fart, Hello from the Dusty Saloon, Bigger Dicks, Podcast Intros, Episode Done, Validation, Emails, Waiter, Toad Waiter, Mr. Frog's Wild Ride, One Butthole, Rich in Dicks, Professor Scrambles, Ostrich Sized, Ghost, Usidore's Ghost, Fozzie Bear, Sweetish Chef, Honk Honk, Beautiful Arnold, Cum Snail, Doctor, Potions, War Hammer, Cum Rock, Orgasm Rock, Get Well, Mayor Pa-Pa-Pa-Pachinko, Is That Something?, Mystic Rick, Mr. Pinky Dinky, Eye Fucking, Insta Pot, Hamdurgers, Patchouli Grade School, Boo
August 07, 2022

Season 4, Ep 38 - Cowboy World: Escape

August 07, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 38 - Cowboy World: Escape

Miss Quibbert and the Railroad Baron face off while Arnie tries to escape Cowboy World once and for all.

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August 07, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Dusty Saloon, High Foon, The Golden Corral, Burgandy Bronco, Pinkertons, Ulysses, Caroline in the City, Railroad Baron, Miss Quibbert, The Devil's Asshole, Checkers the Dog, Teenage PDA, Back Butt Pockets, Flowers the Orphan, Choo Choo's Chow, Back to the Future, 14 Inches, Triumph, Big Dutch and Little Dutch, Standoff, Showdown, Ragoon Rain and Mineral and also Cattle, Ragoon Rail & Mineral and also Cattle, Times New Ragoon, Book Full of Salsa, Resonating with the Realm, Train, Toot Sweet, The Big Chill, One Pumps Up One Pumps Down, Sex Robot, High Noon, K-Bot?, Eustice, Portricia, Nut and Bolt
July 31, 2022

Season 4, Ep 37 - Cowboy World: Flowers the Orphan

July 31, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 37 - Cowboy World: Flowers the Orphan

Flowers the Orphan, the Cowboy World version of Flower the talking flower, makes some startling discoveries.

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July 31, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Dusty Saloon, Golden Corral, High Foon, Hay is for Me, Poker, Dead Man's Hand, Flat Neck Station, Hands is Thicker than Cards, Knit Above the Fireplace, It's Moonshine O'Clock, Ulysses, Sombreros, Dangling Balls, Man that Talks a lot like Champ, Flowers the Orphan, Whisky, Pajamas Butt-Flap, Gulch, Big Gulch, Warts on my Mouth, Dad is a Mushroom, Maps, Salsa, Inventor, Inventions Corner with Flowers the Orphan, Howl.fm, Quaaludes, Parent Trap, Twin, Pinkertons, Steam Train, Sex Robots, Bit Neck, 88 MPH, The Big Chill, Cuck, Comedy Bucket, Usidore, Narnie, No Nickname Policy, A-Train, Bowler Hat, 2 Chains, 2 Watches
July 24, 2022

Season 4, Ep 36 - Cowboy World: Tom the Cowboy

July 24, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 36 - Cowboy World: Tom the Cowboy

Tombleweed Cattleruss, the Cowboy World version of Tomblaine Belaroth, stops by to recount his strange path to being co-sheriff.

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July 24, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Greenhorn, Cowboy World, Ulysses, Lobotomize, 80's Songs, Bury the Revolver, Golden Corral, Cactus Shit, Neigh Y'all, Shoot the Second Moon, Pizza Skull, Co-Sheriff, Gianessa Relkorus, Tom the Sheriff, Series of Coyotes, Gun Slinger, Chicken Penis, The Wizard in Glass, Southwestville Gulch, Busty Cattleruss, Rhianmblin, Milk Whisky from a Horse, Whisky Horse, Big Al, Fly in the Soup, Swisher, Swisher Sweet, Throaty Orally Cattleruss, Twins, Handsome Frank, Cher in Sheriff, Wet Ass Posse, BOY'S WEEKEND!, Krefnen, O'Krefnen, In Sin, Shot the Moon, Cowboy Ugly, Hats
July 17, 2022

Season 4, Ep 35 - Meanwhile, Chunt and Momo

July 17, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 35 - Meanwhile, Chunt and Momo

Chunt continues the podcast after the disappearance of Arnie and Usidore. He's joined by his new cohost Momo the mouse with human stretch and a not-so-strange man at another table.

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July 17, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Chunt Alone, No Arnie, No Usi, Momo, Cabin Party, Jump Out of Cake, Séance the Unconnected Floaty Cat, Gorgeous, Talbot, Farting Peach, Talbot the Badger, Scoop Boopy, Sweet Cheeks, Insane Crown Posse, Thomas Foolery, Mlonkey, Cross-Fit, Boring Guy, Have Sex with Us, Gimme Your Reins, Dan Monroe, Wish Master, Wish in One Hand Shit in the Other, Black and White Smith Shop, Bunch of Ladybugs, Sip Shots, Stabbed, Steve the Wheelman, Run and Jump, Lotion Hands, Non-Magical, Captain Lotion, Boring, Dumpy Dale and Doofus
July 10, 2022

Season 4, Ep 34 - Cowboy World: Railroad Baron

July 10, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 34 - Cowboy World: Railroad Baron

Arnie, Ulysses and Champ the Horse talk to Solomon Ragoon, the Cowboy World's Railroad Baron.

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July 10, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Cowboy World, Hand Crank, Ulysses, Cookie the Gold Miner, Cookie, Copperhead, Champ, Silver Streams, Wish, Prospector, Adam Sandler, Small Money, Craisins, Carnie, Not a Carnie Situation, Lobotomize, The Le Butt, French Champagne, High-Falutin Range, Toot Sweet, Ragoon Rail System, Hogswood, Did Do da Damn Thing, Monopoly, Ragoon Rain and Mineral and also Cattle, I'm a Ditt, 2 Arnies, President Lord, Durango LeDespare, Masters of Industry, Saloon, Scars, Scars Times 3, Grump and Doctor Piss, Wink, Coal Mine Accident
July 03, 2022

Patreon Unlock: Not the Tavern - No More _____

July 03, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Patreon Unlock: Not the Tavern - No More _____

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! In this episode, Arnie, Matt, and Adal love panel-style game shows. What happens when they play one?

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July 03, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
June 26, 2022

Season 4, Ep 33 - Cowboy World: Miss Quibbert Returns

June 26, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 33 - Cowboy World: Miss Quibbert Returns

Arnie, Ulysses, and Champ get reacquainted with Miss Quibbert who arrives with some shocking news.

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June 26, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Cowboy World, Ulysses, Pinkertons, Usidore, Dusty Saloon, Rootin' Tootin', The Burgundy Bronco, Guns, The Golden Corral, Hogswood, High Foon, Ascots, Father Blemish, Priest, Only Horse, Champ, Whizla, Miss Quibbert, Sarsaparilla, Whisky, Frozen Carrot Juice, Sex Robot, Taint Pleasure, Sallooney Toons, Recoupon, Railroad Baron, Solomon Ragoon, Fuckable Tumbleweed, Beef Up the Men, Papa Color, Cum Rags, Ala Spiderman, Fuck a Wagon, Baron Solomon, Sleep Mode Fuck Me Fine, Ravishing, Bible Rock, Loquacious, Lascivious, Def Comedy Leppard, Hornyville: I Didn't Even Want To Cum Here
June 19, 2022

Season 4, Ep 32 - Cowboy World: Tormaline & Whizla

June 19, 2022/ Chris Rathjen
Season 4, Ep 32 - Cowboy World: Tormaline & Whizla

Arnie and Usidore visit Cowboy World and begin seeing some familiar faces.

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June 19, 2022/ Chris Rathjen/
June 12, 2022

Season 4, Ep 31 - Arnie and Usidore

June 12, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 31 - Arnie and Usidore

Chunt is off somewhere. Now what?

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June 12, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Interrupting, Dorisue the Sorcerer, Candle, Obsidian Sword, Stabbed, Outside, Wizla the Wind Sprite, Scur, King Albain Belaroth, Belaroth, Tomblain Belaroth, Nibblebottom, Cooper, Cooper Dead, King Cooper, Cooper Trooper, Unnameable Mountain, Arizona, Watch TV, Breaking Bad, Seven Deadly Poisons, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Tanner Died, Dorisue is Usidore, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 2, Give Me Some Sugar Baby, Multiverse of Madness, Darkman, Blood Trail, Bears Griffins and Scrambles, Scrambles, I'm Going to Blast Your Ass, Bedpost, Air Conditioner, Cave, Blasted its Ass
June 05, 2022

Season 4, Ep 30 - Rats

June 05, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 30 - Rats

There's a party going on at the Strange Familiar, hosted by a rat fraternity.

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June 05, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Dorisue the Sorcerer, Catch a STD, With a Goat, Tormaline, Tormaline Dragon Teen, Dark Lord GONE!, Blemish, Bussing, You Can't Arrest a Mountain, Fuck the Sky, Shakey Cakes, Dark Lord, Mentos Disease, The Freshmaker, Revelers, Cooper Dead, Dirty Rats, Polo's with No Pants, Frat Event, Rush, Rho Alpha Tau, Dead Language, Ratin, Dairy Godmother, Rats, Frog House, Butt Grazing, Hazing, Fooniversity of Michigan, Ohioan, 1989, Can Arbor, Captain Charlie Havarti, Elephant Walk, Owl House, Something Unpredictable, Pledge, Start Our Own Frat, Fraternity, Arm Wrestle, Come at the King, Little Buffs, Confidence Ring, Mage Sex Location
May 29, 2022

Season 4, Ep 29 - Deputy Administrator (w/ Joe Zieja)

May 29, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 29 - Deputy Administrator (w/ Joe Zieja)

Gouda Smish stops by to talk about doing administrative work in the Nibblebottom government and having secret plans.

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May 29, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Dorisue, Dorisue the Sorcerer, Shaft of Light, Hogsfacer, Nibblebottom, Séance, Floating Cat, Gouda Smish, !Shnilllinilimnn, Nibblebottom Baby Book, Secretary, Sheriff, Bowtie, 8'1, 480 lbs, Spectacles, Uppies, You Can't Arrest a Mountain, Slobodan, Sheriff Knit, Giant Tumbleweed Full of Shit, Mass Executions, Masecutions, Look in the Mirror, Love Yourself, Carl Williams, Decimate, Memoir
May 22, 2022

Season 4, Ep 28 - Hogsfacer

May 22, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 28 - Hogsfacer

Return to Hogsfacer to catch up with the town. Gianessa is there to share the results of the recent mayoral election.

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May 22, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Hogsface, Hogsfacer, I'm with Stuppid, Part Steve Martin Part Heat Miser, Dorisue the Sorcerer, Jim Fuck Too, Vermilion Mino2, 2milion Minotaur, Look Who's Blacksmithing Now, Tock the Tick, Truce, Deep Bass, Ramshackle, Chuntillius, D.A.R.E., Clunky, Mayor of Hogsfacer, Professor Scrambles, Flint Pus, Ricky Dodo, Richard Jenkins, Hardwood Fuckbuddy, Vermilion Minotaur, 2 Vermilion 2 Minotaur, This Certain Table, Mayor Relkorus, Full on Usidore, Tiny Dick, Shot, Shot the Sheriff, Rockforth, Smooth, Game Warden, Game Piece, Parius, Killed Twin, She's All That, Mayor Banana, Clone
May 15, 2022

Season 4, Ep 27 - Flower Tries to Not Visit

May 15, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 27 - Flower Tries to Not Visit

Apparently Flower has been in Nibblebottom this whole time and has been avoiding the podcast. Until now.

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May 15, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Usidore Dead, Dorisue the Sorcerer, Clunky, Pranks, Ears are Burning, Nephew/Cousin, Nephew, Cousin, Bear Piss, Embearpissing, Flour, Flower, Lurking, Cabearnet, Cabearnet Eggs, Smoothie Shack, Cooper, SmooOoothy, Dangerous Ingredient, Road Salts, TNG, The Next Generation, Choking on Seed, Casual Medical Doctor, Flower CMD, Ass to Ass, Requiem for a Dream, Over the Pants, Cancel Culture, Whatsa Matcha Whichu?, That'll Schroeder, Dalonkey, Chicargo
May 08, 2022

Season 4, Ep 26 - Demigoddess (w/ Danielle Kurtzleben)

May 08, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 26 - Demigoddess (w/ Danielle Kurtzleben)

A demigoddess stops by to recruit followers.

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May 08, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
The Strange Familiar, Strange Familiar, Set-Up, Song in My Heart, Demon, Heart Burn, Witch Doctor, Dorisue the Sorcerer, Vera Wang, Demigod, Arnold, Chuntillius, Demigoddess, Bag of Meat, Tingle in my Dingle, Patron, Good Groveling, Butthole Stuff, Fooninoonians, Bruce the Sky God, Wuzzle, Lunchabelia, Patron Goddess, Warship, Foonian Baptism, Drink Moonlight, Squirrel Pee, Implanted Unicorn Device, IUD, Death Ray, Cum Hair Often?, Pew Pew Pew Power, Brenda, Diorama, Not Ironic, Uhauldore, 3:20 AM Prayer, Pray, Comedy Death Ray, Art Thou Sus?, Charnie
May 01, 2022

Season 4, Ep 25 - Cute Little Bear (w/ Kevin Porter)

May 01, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 25 - Cute Little Bear (w/ Kevin Porter)

An adorable little bear with an apron catches everyone's attention. Meet Philby!

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May 01, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Eggy Baby, Eggs, Bubble Fat, Bounty Hunter, Insurance Policy, Cinnamon, Richard Jenkins, Ricky Dodo, Speaking into Mind, Baking, Philby, Carrot Cake Muffins, Epic Pen, Married 3 Times, Tiny Bear, Bear Boy, Huge Eyes, Bear Bottom, Plan Bee, Insurance, Medical Bills, Bear Claws, Phil B Baking, Philby's Bakery, New Host, Baker, Break Up, Cold Porridge, Chu Chu's Chow, Fox Face, Bear Piss, Very Cute, Ghost of a Harpy, Opposite Day
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