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September 25, 2017

Season 2, Ep 28 - Gettin' Nuts (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Live from Now Hear This in New York)

September 25, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 28 - Gettin' Nuts (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Live from Now Hear This in New York)

Usidore and Chunt's spin-off podcast is visited by a dapper faun named Mister Chauncey, a series of bats and a talking acorn.

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September 25, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Live, Automaton Constable, Getting Nuts, Series of Bats, 2000th episode, Mister Chauncey, Circuit City, Blue Torch Special, Nut Night, Portalia, Portal, Lion, Season Fouradawire, Saved By A Bell, Beige Witch, Rotten Tomatoes, Ways a Witch might Kill You, Owl Attack, Nuts to Butts, Clip Cloppin’, Ecuador, Guster, Thunder God, United Squirrel Space Realty, USSR, Twirl Squirrel, Girl Squirrel, Y2000, Fucking Nuts, Tomblain Belaroth, Alice P- Corn, Acorn, Racist, Pre-Fall, Spring of Rum, Man Bat Man, Tree in my Butt, Natalie Portman, House of Food, Magic and Shit, Loaf of Bread, Bear Shits in the Woods, Cath-O-Lick, Foon Faun
September 18, 2017

Season 2, Ep 27 - But What About Forever Girl?

September 18, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 27 - But What About Forever Girl?

Eternia the Forever Girl is back to let us know what life is like for her under the Dark Lord's reign. Also, believe it or not, part of the riddle gets solved.

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September 18, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Eternia, Forever Girl, Secret Names, Farting Peach, Ruby, Riddle, Swamps McGee, Basement, Twosidore, Comrade, Chode, Burp, Peach Salsa, Tavern Secrets, Recalling, Hernia, Aged, Jack Rabbit, Not Sees, Eyes Is, Tally Ban, Head of the Year, Blow Job, Horse Mouth, Dildo in a Cave, Stalactite, Prism, New Found Glory, Chasing Amy, Ovulate than Never, Skin Flaps, Four Skins, Salamander Pondu, Groupsie Boarding, Delta, Room that Everyone Shits In, Tough Room, Shit the Bed, Shit Standing, Glass Anus, Spooky, Rats, Automaton, Ruby Slippers, Dick Kiss, Tick Tick Boom, Usidorothy, Spooky Voice, Old Man, Behind a Curtain, Silver Fox, King Irving Burger Clark, Docking, Hello from the Magic Testicle, Terry Gross
September 11, 2017

Season 2, Ep 26 - A Short One

September 11, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 26 - A Short One

I don't know... what if... we did a short one?

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September 11, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Butt Soup, Overalls, Cockroach Clown, Wheel Bear, Twosidore, Haunted Butt-hole, Salsa, Killed the Stark Lord, Backwards, Not at our Best, Glorious Stefan, Deep Voice, Useless Sack of Shit, Marriage, Live Eel, Rodeo King, 8 Seconds, Character Voices, Cracking Up, Bark Lord, Mookie, Polyamorous, Puff of Bees, Under a Blanket, Xylophone, Social Media Manager, Butt-Ghost, Just Talkin' About Butts, Gettin' Butts, Covered in Blood, Stark Lord
September 04, 2017

Season 2, Ep 25 - Sit in a Circle (w/ Todd Barry, Janet Varney, Cole Stratton, Matt Besser & Danielle Schneider, Live from Outside Lands Fest)

September 04, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 25 - Sit in a Circle (w/ Todd Barry, Janet Varney, Cole Stratton, Matt Besser & Danielle Schneider, Live from Outside Lands Fest)

An especially lively night in the tavern with visits from a raven, a warrior elf, an ill child, a giant dwarf and a fairy decorator.

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September 04, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Live, Memory Gremlin, Fairy, Birds, Git-R-Table, Kermit, Raven, Furries, Fleshies, Shut and Drive, Coston Accent, Salsa, Chef Cadence, Messenger, Saloon, Telephone, Braidwynn, Elf, Razor Braid, Hobbies, E-L- Fudge, Sanctimonious the Red, Thundeer, 48379, Sneaky Cobbler, Keebler Elf, Arby's, Shame, Gatorade, Soda, Dew of the Mountain, Doctor's Pecker, Coked-up Koala, Cocaine, Fucking Chocolate Milk, Sourdough Bread, Tang Bread, Kermit's Corner, Timbo, Centaur Herpes, Eternally Ill, Disease Bomb, Chocolate Melk, Yahoo Serious, Gnome McDonald, Matt Dabbin', Giant Dwarf, T-Shirts, Foon Fest, Lord and Apez, I Eat Foon Poon, Rings, Shit Creature, Improv Comedy, Cinnamon, Tumbo?, Jasmine, Decorator, Sprite, Fisherman's Dwarf, Kool-Aid
August 29, 2017

Time Traveling Shills #5

August 29, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Time Traveling Shills #5

The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!

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August 29, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
August 28, 2017

Season 2, Ep 24 - Book Club: The Great Gatsby

August 28, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 24 - Book Club: The Great Gatsby

A wizard, a witch, a badger, a flower, a Chicagoan and a humunculous made of bodily fluids all try to understand the Earth book 'The Great Gatsby.'

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August 28, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Bungaree Chubbins, Flower, Homunculus, Metanoid, mysterious man, Witch, Book Club, Mooping, Snub-nosed Motorboat, Lil' Squish, Chode, Come Chode, F- Scott Fitzgerald, Magic Eye, Crimbletonk, David the Lesser, Scaramouche, Usidore the Talking Wizard, Name Notes, Daisy, Claudia, Blorth the Brown, Racist Overtones, Kindle, Cliff Notes, Swimming Pool, Pink Suit, House Party, Crazy Parties, Pre-Cum, Pre-Party, Parents, Flower Party, Quarter Semen, Naked Party, Banana Dong, Slap Dick, Calvin and Hoobs, Beat On
August 21, 2017

Season 2, Ep 23 - Used Horse Salesman

August 21, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 23 - Used Horse Salesman

Ex-squire Rocky Cocodino is here to sell some lightly used warhorses.

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August 21, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Grimhoof, Horse Party, Mundle the Grundle, Coins, Robot Arnie, Twosidore, Glass Anus Meistar, Lil' Squish, Fart Darkness, Rocky Cocodino, #lilsquishinit, Heaps of Beef, Beef Duty, Dark Lord's Birthday, Chocolate, Hindsight, Horse Sale, Haunted Butt-hole, Salesmen, Pinto, Rocky, Italian Stallion, Ghost, Jeanszo, Trot Control, Mid-sized Butthole, Mare Bags, Lies, Comrade, Trampling, Horse Table, Deep Body Saddle, Portal Tracker, Horse Zone, Blood Changes, Cup Holders, Sound System, Chode, Come Chode
August 14, 2017

Season 2, Ep 22 - Twins

August 14, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 22 - Twins

Jayme and Sayme the creepy twin children of Baron Ragoon are back and stranger than ever. Also, Chunt is trying out some secret names for himself.

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August 14, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, Raisins, Gettin' Nuts, Jayme, Sayme, Breakfast Hands, Bronies, Bumble Puss, Kissing, Riddle, The Great Gatsby, Aprel Füls, Fish Years, Snub-nosed Motorboat, Lil' Squish, Context Clues, Skinny Man, Pranks, Rat Shit, Puberty, 4chan, Doll Inside, "You're Next", Dreaming, Little Froggy, Secrets, Nimble Widget, Extracting Memories, Rage Against the Machine, Dream Police, System of a Down, Mankind
August 07, 2017

Season 2, Ep 21 - Gnome

August 07, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 21 - Gnome

We meet a gnome named Aprel and learn several important lessons about friendship.

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August 07, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Carnival Wilson, Mayonnaise, Book Club, treesistance, Twosidore, Made of Bees, The Great Gatsby, Classic Twosidore, Best Friends, Regular Genitals, Multiple Door Walking Through Spell, Gnome, Fun Milk, Work Milk, 2 Squirrels Tall, Guarding Gnome, Dick Bisque, Hat Sharpening, Prank Bastard, Pane of Glass, Glass Anus Meistar, Sk8er Boi, Blue Collar, Terry the Table Guy, Git-R-Table, Glassic, Tree Cloak, Short Skirt Long Jacket, Cake, Ratatouille, This Butt Fucking Stinks, Homecoming, Spiderman, Table Salad, Aprel Füls, Aprel O'Neil, Ceiling Dion
July 31, 2017

Season 2, Ep 20 - King Krom

July 31, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 20 - King Krom

Krom the warrior is back, but he's been moving up in the world.

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July 31, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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The Cockticklers, Gettin' Nuts, Book Club, Riddle, Swamps McGee, Twosidore, Tattlesnake, Krom, Fake Noose, Thanks Old Llama, 52 Sentient Sacks of Flour, Goss Sling, Momo Message, King Krom, Sand-pit Clause, Clubnado, Climb It Deal, 48372, King Fing, Fingaria Appreciation Week, Finger Play, Pinky, Rornath, Raiders, Raid, Commerce through Travel, Fingarian Times, The Great Gatsby, Clock, River, All Hands for Roger, Red Tape, Parchment, Clues, 3 Doors Down, Crypt Tonight, Devour, Kelly Loves Dicks, Cool Side of the Dick, Missing Richard Simmons
July 24, 2017

Season 2, Ep 19 - Momo

July 24, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 19 - Momo

Momo the mouse is back with important messages about defeating the Dark Lord.

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July 24, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Spells, Mouse, Momo, Fleek, Fucking Philosophy Guy, Zero Murders, Caw Yeah Baybee, Fleekend at Arnie's, Twosidore, Masterventillating, Blemish Voice, Mooping, Dana the Carver, Temple Lady, Tattlesnake, Rusty, Nudez, Made of Bees, Super Sleepy, Casual Usidore, Jellybeans, Primrose, Butt Pocket, Mouse House, Ghost of Chris Must Past, 3 Weapons, Momo Don't Know, You Be Cool, Kevin, The Great Gasby, Message, Capital Cray, What's the Deal?
July 17, 2017

Season 2, Ep 18 - The Basement

July 17, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 18 - The Basement

Arnie and Usidore sneak into the basement while Chunt distracts Blemish.

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July 17, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Musical, Singing, Traach, Bowl of Watery Death, Cockroach Clown, Fleek, Fucking Philosophy Guy, Chunt the Flamingo, Crazy Jared, Flasingle, Flamingle, Keys, Basement, Cats, Crazy Jared the Cat Man, Scatting, 52 Sacks of Flour, Blackmail, Everything is coming up Blemish, Musical Theatre Major, Blunt and Chemish, Orc Shit, Laser Pointer, Bowl, Gina, Brain Switch, 52 Sour Flax, Stabbing, Massacre, spitting
July 10, 2017

Season 2, Ep 17 - Crazy Jared

July 10, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 17 - Crazy Jared

Lots of things are changing in the tavern. But can Blemish ever change?

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July 10, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, Benedict Whisperbrew, Blemish, Buttholes, Metanoid, Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth, Spiced Potatoes, Riddle, Series of Bats, Flamingo, Chunt the Flamingo, I don't want to talk about shit stuff, soirée, Eunuch, in to the woods, Baba Yaga, glass slipper, Rorschach test, Father's Dead Butthole, Chocolate Starfish, Swear Fealty, Cat, Garfield, Crazy Jared, Spider Face, More Attention, lasagna, Liquid Swords
July 03, 2017

Season 2, Ep 16 - Tom the Girlfriend

July 03, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 16 - Tom the Girlfriend

Baron Ragoon has brought his new girlfriend to the Tavern. She seems vaguely familiar. Also, Blemish is around.

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July 03, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, Blemish, Pimbly Nimblebottom, Guard, Cockroach Clown, Wheel Bear, Truth Tree, Big 'ol Turtle Guy, Drinking Mead, Yum Yum Yum, Eliza Parts, Lady Parts, Hidden Valley Ranch, Cunt Knuckle, Blaz, Spy, Riddle, Swamps McGee, Gender Reversal, Bosom Buddies, Bat, Series of Bats, Wanking
June 26, 2017

Season 2, Ep 15 - But What About Flower?

June 26, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 15 - But What About Flower?

We learn what Flower has been up to recently. Also, what's taking breakfast so long.

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June 26, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Flower, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Cockroach Clown, Wheel Bear, Night Mares, Fucking Philosophy Guy, Wheels, Dawson's Creek, Four Loko, Fucking Bald Guy, Breakfast, Holiday Sauce, Its Time To Make The Donuts, Cronut, Food Orders, Morphimal, Ass to Ass, Yelp Reviews, Dick Dat Donut, 1984, Youngstain
June 19, 2017

Season 2, Ep 14 - Elf Help

June 19, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 14 - Elf Help

DQ the elf is back and he has word of a resistance force growing strength in the forest.

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June 19, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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DQ, Tree, Overalls, banging buds, I want the cats to save us, resistance, treesistance, Elf on a Shelf, Kicking, #imwithtree, The Shins, Sith Cat, Drawer, Fleek, Lava and Hate, DQU, Elf Cop Tree Cop, Chutes Too Narrow, The Book Club, You Can Dance If you Want To, Moonlight Marshmallows, Road Trip, Men With Hats, Bats, Emergency Contact, Fruit, FTQPN, Ok I'm Reloaded, New Chapters, Straws, Branch Saddle
June 12, 2017

Season 2, Ep 13 - Gargoyle Girl

June 12, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 13 - Gargoyle Girl

We meet a female gargoyle and get yelled at more by Daphne.

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June 12, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Healing Rock, Daphne, Overalls, banging buds, Book Club, Guard Rock Cafe, Cockroach Clown, Best Friend Hats, Skipping, Beret, Deep in the Rainforest Cafe, Gargoyle, Olive Garden, Fucked a Rock, Raspberries, Squatter the Better, Bread Pudding, Daydream Believer, Japery, Glorian Falls, 3 Weeks
June 05, 2017

Season 2, Ep 12 - Unwed Mother

June 05, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 12 - Unwed Mother

Daphne the overworked mother is helping to run the tavern on behalf of the Dark Lord. Also, Chunt's new guard friend seems very strange.

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June 05, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Mundle the Grundle, Daphne, Hank, Baby Don't Know, Guard Rock Cafe, Cockroach Clown, Wheel Bear, Knock Language, Guard Knock Life, Moon Boy Triplets, Statue of Freedom, Aren't, Roast Meisters, 3 Spirits, Abandoned, Aren'tey, Bangin' Buds, Foon Fiction, Animal Sandwich, Piss to Ass
May 29, 2017

Season 2, Ep 11 - Surveillance Spider (w/ Cory Doctorow)

May 29, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 11 - Surveillance Spider (w/ Cory Doctorow)

The Dark Lord may be spying on the people of Foon, and we've got one of his surveillance spiders in the tavern, ready to tell the tale.

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May 29, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Resonance Stones, kids say the darndest things, Dork Lord, Spider, Brain Pudding, Brain Meat, Samtheen, Cryptomancers, Websites, Wiping, Corncobs, Phoenix, RSA, CBT, Dark Webs, Some Pig, Charlotte's Web, previously bitcoin, the spice flows, add 'er all up, Richard the Pryor King, Cool Trucks, Truck Nuts, Almonds, PGP, H4WT, Burner Bird, Man in the Mirror, Crackin' Butt Tough, Snowden, adults say the most terrifying threatening things, Sigent
May 22, 2017

Season 2, Ep 10 - Bro-taur (w/ Colt Cabana)

May 22, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 10 - Bro-taur (w/ Colt Cabana)

We interview a muscular half man, half animal... only he's not sure exactly what the animal half is.

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May 22, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Gettin' Nuts, Guard, Glyphs, Book Club, Shot, Herbs, Pyramid Scheme, Arnie Answers, Burning Bed, Dropped Thread, puppysupplies@magictavern-com, Brotar, Pitbull, Dorfski, Red Cups, Skullfiends, Jacked, Giant Penis, Crete Teen, Growus Maximus, Squats, Smallus Minimus, Dwarfski, Frankenberry, Dingle Berry, Furry Bottom, Baby Usidore, Taught Us A Lesson, Logistics of Stex, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh
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